The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Six script

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THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Six

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

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FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-06. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A vast cavern of a room, with unseen corners, the Unroom Not.Seven has near its center a wooden disc surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares. From the ends of each row of carpet squares, spindly metallic lamps cast a dim light. The unroom’s lone occupant, THE OUTER ONE, sits on one of the squares spinning a golden coin.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE

The coin spins, solidity turning to ethereal turning back to solidity. As the coin slows we can see it has a simple abstract carving of an anvil on one side and a hammer on the other. They pick up the coin and spin it again.

TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLICK CLACK.

The Outer One stops the spinning coin and looks towards the wooden disc.

POV OF OUTER ONE LOOKING AT THE WOODEN DISC

The disc is empty initially but unseen lamps burst to life over the wooden disc revealing THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE sitting mid-disc.

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TRYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN TOWARDS THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

ADD AN UPWARD MOVEMENT TO THE PAN IN TO MOVE THE CAMERA TO THE HIGH-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

As the camera nears the stage, the main curtains open revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

GRIGIO COLORI enters from stage-left. He walks about a quarter of the way across the stage then SNAPS his fingers. The High-Stage curtains part revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. ORFE.O SPARKSHIP’S COMMUNICATION CENTER

The sparkship Orfe.O’s communication center or observation deck, is a room arraigned like an amphitheater with a giant view screen across the back. On the screen is the ship’s AI ORFEO, rendered in a wireframe animation style.

The Orfe.O’s crew of nine females, each dressed in virtual reality gear, stand in an arc in front of the viewscreen facing the audience. Each bears a name tag with not a name, but her title and rank within the ship. From stage-left to stage-right stands VR-1, VR-2, VR-3, VR-4, VR-5, VR-6, VR-7, VR-8 and VR-9. (note: They would pronounce it as Very One, Very Two, Very Three…) All nine wear the same basic style of VR gear, with helmet, visor and gloves wired to long cords running off stage. Each has added her own individual decoration to personalize her gear. VR-1 has a writing pad sticker on her VR helmet. VR-2 has a scroll and quill sticker on her VR gear. VR-3 has a sticker of a flute. VR-4’s VR gear is decorated with roses. VR-5 has stickers of boots on her VR gear. VR-6’s VR gear bears no decoration. VR-7’s VR gear has a sticker of the silhouette of a ballerina. VR-8’s VR gear has a joker playing card taped onto it. Stars cover VR-9’s VR gear.
Each is busy working at her virtual reality work station. Though they can see their workstations, we cannot. To us it will appear as if they are pantomiming navigating the sparkship and running its systems.

ORFE.O
“Minimal structural damage. Orchestra Pit recommends a sixty degree declination to avoid any further structural damage.” (notices Grigio) “Hey, what are you doing here?”

Grigio SNAPS his fingers and the High-Stage curtains close. He moves to the center of the stage and SNAPS his fingers again. The High-stage curtains reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. DIDO+AENEAS SPARKSHIP’S OPERATIONS ROOM

The Dido+Aeneas Operations room has the appearance of two different rooms stuck together. The stage-left side, or the AI DIDO’s side of the stage, is decorated in silver and chrome with a large viewscreen at an angle to the stage-front. The viewscreen fills half the stage. DIDO’s face can be seen in the viewscreen. The other side of the stage belongs to the ship’s other AI AENEAS. It is decorated in hues of gold and bronze. A large viewscreen fills half the stage at a complementary angle to Dido’s viewscreen. AENEAS’s face can be seen in this viewscreen. The two viewscreens are angled such as to form a v, with the stage-left and stage-right sides being closest to the stage front and the center, or where they meet, recessed back.
Two robots, the DIDO-BOT and the AEN-BOT, dance a slow waltz across the triangular area between the viewscreens. The Dido-bot is chrome in color wearing a golden dress with silvery accents. The AEN-BOT is golden in color but wearing a silvery suit accented with bronze. THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ BY JOHANN STRAUSS II PLAYS as the robots dance.

DIDO
(regular voice) “Oh I remember this song. We danced to it at our wedding.” (more mechanical voice) “Energy spikes detected. Orchestra Pit recommends rerouting.”(regular voice) “How long has it been Aeneas.”

AENEAS
(mechanical voice) “Rerouting orbit.” (normal voice) “The uplifted heart collects no calendars my love.”

The Dido-Bot and Aen-bot dance while Grigio walks across the stage. He mistimes stepping around and they bump into each other. The robots stop.

DIDO
(normal voice) “Who’s that?” (mechanical voice) “Reroute vectors assigned.”

AENEAS
(mechanical voice) “Compensating fuel ratios” (regular voice) “Oh it does appear to be one of Colori’s many faces. What did it call itself. Help me out sweetheart. Not the rage, not the soothing, the individualist.”

DIDO
(normal voice) “Grigio dear.”

AENEAS
(normal voice) “Grigio. Yes that’s it.”

GRIGIO COLORI
“Hi. Sorry about disturbing your dance.”

DIDO
(mechanical voice) “Acceleration within acceptable parameters.” (normal voice) “Apology accepted. What grand adventure brings you to our love nest. Something heroic I hope.”

GRIGIO
“I’m on my way to the Carro.”

AENEAS
(normal voice) “Well good luck then.” (mechanical voice) “Sub-deck electronics within acceptable parameters.”

The Dido-bot and Aen-bot resume dancing. Grigio SNAPS his fingers and the curtain closes. He walks a little ways and SNAPS again. The High-stage curtains reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. JULIAN-3 SPARKSHIP COMMAND DECK

Two rows of terminals run across the stage, with the back row raised higher than the front. Each terminal, except one, is manned by a holographic projection of the ship’s AI JULIAN THREE. The unmanned terminal is broken. Its burned and cracked with wires spilling out.

JULIAN 3.0
“Hull intergity 85%.”

JULIAN 3.1
“We have successfully emerged from the storm.”

JULIAN 3.4
“Redirect all sensors to surrounding space. Danger may still be afoot.”

JULIAN 3.6
“Ship systems have sustained damage. 65% efficiency.”

JULIAN 3.14
“Not to mention Julian 3.15 getting stabbed multiple times by the lightning strikes. Talk about a highly charged situation.”

Grigio laughs at his joke and hi-fives Julian 3.14. All the Julians look at them. Grigio snaps his fingers and the curtains close. Grigio exits stage-right.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD. IT MOVES OFF FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS BENEATH. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS DOWNWARD TO THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, GLIDING OVER THEM TO FINALLY SETTLE PROPERLY FRAMING MID-STAGE.

The Mid-Stage curtains are open and the stage lights are on when we join the scene revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY SECOND FLOOR, AFTERNOON

An entrance way and large window stand to the stage-left while a small table and bookshelves stand to the stage-right. Signs hang over the entrance way denoting “Non-fiction” and “Fiction” stage-right while “Checkout” is stage-left and downstairs. The small table has a series of books on display. A sign on the table reads “Staff Picks”.
On the floor next to the staff picks we find THOMAS TYPEWRITER sitting on the floor reading “Latchkey Kids of Randomness” by Jonathan J. Wheelwright. He reads in silence for a few moments before THE LIBRARY AIDE enters from stage-right. Pushing a rolling cart filled with books to reshelve, the Library Aide spots Thomas and moves closer.

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Excuse me sir.”

Thomas marks his place in the book and then looks up.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Yes.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Is everything alright.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Yes. Sorry, this book drew me in. Lost track of time.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Oh, that’s fine. It happens more times than you’d believe.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Do you know what time it is.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
(looking at watch) “3pm.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Oh boy, I am going to be late. Do you know where the cooking books are?”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Real close. Head straight back three rows. On your left.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Thanks.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“No problem.”

Thomas walks off stage right bringing the book with him.

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA UNCOUPLES FROM MID-STAGE AND GLIDES UPWARD. IT PANS UPWARD PAST THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, CONTINUING UPWARD TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN. IT SLOWS AND STOPS WHEN PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: INT. SPACE EGG

THE INNER-SPACE MAN sits at the console stuck, frozen about to push a button. The lights in the the console and the viewscreen cycle through levels of dimness.

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
(through gritted teeth) “What’s happening. I’m stuck.”

THE SPACE EGG
(distorted) “Me too.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Did Biff stop pretending before finishing our story?”

THE SPACE EGG
“Looks like he did. Guess we’re stuck till he returns to pretending our story.”

The Inner-Space Man tries to move, struggles, but can not budge. He exhales in exhaustion and frustration.

THE INNER-SPACE MAM
“Is this to be our fate my ovoid friend. To exist, to know and feel, but to never truly live unless bound within the margins of a child’s playtime.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe we’re cursed.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“If only.”

The stage lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF while the High-stage curtains close.

FADE OUT

Up Late, Late At Night: Season One, Episode One, Act IV script

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UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

ACT IV

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

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———–ACT IV———–

FADE IN

EXT. D-COP’S HOUSE, DAYTIME

OPEN ON A LS OF THE FRONT OF D-COP’S HOUSE

Hold the shot a moment, but then we catch a glimpse of the students sneaking one by one from some object in the yard, shrub or shed…etc, to the back of the house. The very first should be V-HESS and the last should be JEWELCASE.

CUT TO MS OF REAR OF D-COP’S HOUSE

V-HESS, CASS-E, HANSEL, GRETEL, B-RAY with MR PUPPET, CLAMSHELL, and JEWELCASE huddle near a window.

CASS-E
(strong whisper) “What are we doing here.”

EVERYONE ELSE
“Yeah.”

V-HESS
“Shhh. You want him to hear us.”

B-RAY
“Then why are we sneaking around his house on a Saturday morning.”

MR. PUPPETS
“Yeah we could be watching cartoons, like the one where the Fonz travels in a spaceship.”

V-HESS
“I’m tired of that guy and that class. It makes no sense. Twenty hours to explain how to adjust the mirrors. Something weird is going on.”

B-COP
(off-screen) “You better believe something weird is going on.”

THE CAMERA PANS OUT ENOUGH TO SHOW B-COP AND THE HUDDLED STUDENTS.

CASS-E
“Oh no. Cheese it fellas!”

B-COP
“Cool it. I am not here to rat you out. I want answers too. Why’s he so excited to teach this class? (turns to V-Hess) So what’s your plan.”

V-HESS
“There’s dog poo everywhere in his backyard. So I made a giant bag of dog poo that we will set on fire. Heck, we could even make two flaming poo bags. Yeah. Double doo-doo doorbell ditch.”

Everyone groans.

B-COP
“That is awful. Why don’t we look in the window instead. Spy on him and see what he is up to.”
Everyone agrees B-Cop’s idea is a better idea. V-Hess throws away the bag of dog poop.

B-COP
“Okay. Now who is the lucky person to look through the window. It’ll need to be the lightest person here.”

Everyone looks around.

CAMERA SHIFTS BACK AND FORTH TILL FINALLY SETTLING ON MR PUPPETS.

MR PUPPETS
“Uh-oh.”

CUT TO…

INT. D-COP’S BATHROOM, DAYTIME

A simple bathroom with a bathtub/shower and toilet along one wall. On the other wall is the vanity, mirror, and towel rack. A window sits up high on the short wall perpendicular to the tub wall and vanity wall.

LS OF BATHROOM

D-COP sits in the bathtub with PADDLES, a dog made from a ping-pong paddle. The bathtub is filled with bubbles from an especially foamy bubble bath. D-COP is singing into a scrub brush. While D-Cop sings we can see the face of Mr. Puppets come into view in the upper window.

D-COP
(singing into scrub brush as if it was a microphone) “I met him at the dance floor.
He turned around and I said I would take more.
When we danced, we danced.
All the stars were shining advanced.
You get the idea.”

D-COP points the scrubbrush to PADDLES

PADDLES
“Woo-Woo-Woof”

D-COP
“That’s when I kissed the Leader of the Pack.
Uh-huh
That’s when I kissed the Leader of the Pack.”

PAN OR TILT THE CAMERA UP SO WE CAN SEE MR. PUPPETS MAKE A FACE AT WHAT HE IS SEEING.

Mr. Puppets leans in further to watch. Soon his face is joined by more of the classmates. Then there is a loud RIPPING NOISE as the wall caves in and everyone topples into the bathroom. D-Cop screams.

Cass-E rises first.

CASS-E
“Cheese it fellas I think he’s noticed us.”

Everyone runs out of the room.

CUT TO…

INT. LIVING ROOM OF D-COP’S HOUSE, DAYTIME

D-Cop’s living room has two sofas and a recliner. A large sofa in the center with a smaller sofa off to stage-left and a recliner to stage-right. V-HESS, B-RAY and Mr. Puppets sit on the smaller sofa. CLAMSHELL, CASS-E, and JEWLECASE sit on the larger sofa leaving a space at the stage-right end. B-COP sits in the recliner. HANSEL AND GRETEL are playing with PADDLES behind the sofa. D-COP is carrying a tray giving drinks to everyone.

B-COP
“So you’re saying the reason you have been acting so weird and why caught you having a bubble-bath sing-along with a dog is that you dognapped Judge Laser’s dog to make her too upset to teach traffic school so she would have to ask you to teach the class and she would then realize how great you are.”

D-Cop sits down on empty spot on larger sofa.

D-COP.
“Yup.”

B-COP
“That’s messed up.”

Clamshell stands up and claps, slow clap. He walks over to D-Cop.

CLAMSHELL
“I just want to say that was the most impressive thing I have ever heard in my years on this planet. I have been needing the guidance of somebody as wise as you. Please teach me to be just like you.”

B-COP
“Whoa, whoa…”

V-Hess stands.

V-HESS
“Just like Clamshell, I just want to say that is the most gnarly bone-curdling thing I have ever heard and I am on board. Teach me your dark ways.”

B-COP
“I think you two are reading this all wrong.”

Cass-E stands.

CASS-E
“Maybe it’s all the medications I take but what all of you are saying makes a lot of sense to me right now and I want to learn your ways of love.”

Clamshell stands.

B-COP
“Oh, not the little old lady too.”

CLAMSHELL
“I may have started this class as a puppeteer…”

CUT TO CS OF B-RAY MR. PUPPETS

B-RAY
“What?”

CUT BACK TO CLAMSHELL

CLAMSHELL
“But you sir are the true master of Puppets. Count me in.”

Just then the phone rings. RING, RING, RING. D-Cop goes over to pick it up, moving into the foreground. Maybe have a shift of some kind, like lighting brighter on him and background darkens. Shift back at end of call.

D-COP
“D-Cop’s residence, D-Cop speaking. What’s that. Oh, hi Laser Judge. Are you crying? Oh, I’m sorry. What’s wrong. (pauses as he listens) No. They did what. Is there anything I can do to help. (listens) Well, I could take over for that if it would help you out. You know I am always willing to help you out. Okay, so dry those tears I’ll be right over and everything will be better. We’ll get through this, together.”

D-Cop hangs up the phone.

D-COP
“That was Laser Judge. Her Garden Party Fundraiser is a disaster. The band canceled on her and she is at a loss. My plan is working…”

B-COP
(off-camera) “No it’s not.”

D-COP
“Luckily for her, old D-Cop is here to save the day, because something you may not know about me my other Minor in college was music.”

D-COP turns around and the visual effect goes away. We now can see that everyone except Paddles and B-Cop are dressed like D-Cop.

CLAMSHELL
“That’s funny because my other minor in college was music.”

V-HESS
“That’s funny too because my other minor in college was also music.”

CASS-E
“Weirdly enough my other minor in college was music.”

CUT TO CS OF B-COP

B-COP
(turns to camera) “I better stick around to save them from themselves.”

FADE OUT

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Four

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THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Four

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

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FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-04. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A disc of wood sits surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares in a cavernous room. The light cast by spindly metallic lamps barely reaches out beyond the center of the unroom. A lone occupant, THE OUTER ONE, sits on one of the darker grey carpet squares observing the nearest lamp.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE LOOKING AT A METALLIC LAMP AT THE END OF THEIR ROW OF CARPET SQUARES.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING rings out from the wooden disc.

THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE TURNS TO LOOK AT THE WOODEN DISC.

Unseen lamps over the wooden disc flip on illuminating THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE mid-disc.

PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN ON THE MID-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The curtains part and the stage lights turn on, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MID-DAY

Open on THOMAS TYPEWRITER sitting at his desk in the center of the stage. The lamp, to one side, illuminates the nearby wastebasket, desk, and typewriter. Thomas’ fingers feverishly move over the keys as his head bobs to the music from his headphones.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(voice-over) “Fade in from black. EXTERIOR SHOT – A realm outside time and space. Multiple colors dance across the screen in a kaleidoscopic intensity. Far shot of the Space Egg hurtling through this higher realm, chromatic waves left in its wake. Cut to medium shot of the SPACE EGG, allowing us to see the high speeds compressing and stretching its form. Cut to INTERIOR OF SPACE EGG. The INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a padded futuristic style astronaut’s chair. In front of him rests a curved console and curved view screen.”

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. IT MOVES UP OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS BEHIND. IT CONTINUES UPWARD ALONG THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TILL REACHING THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP. THE CAMERA STOPS ONCE HIGH-STAGE IS PROPERLY FRAMED.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s Door opens and out walks Y-Mouse. He is dressed in an evening robe and carrying a newspaper under one arm, a cup of coffee in the other.

Y-MOUSE
“When monsters attack, every commute becomes rush hour. (takes a sip of coffee. Rereads the line back to himself.) When monsters attack every commute becomes rush hour. (makes a sour face) Ohh that is awful. Just awful. (looks into the camera) Give me one moment will you. (Looks down into the High-stage) Writer’s Room please.”

A HELPING HAND emerges from the stage and picks up Y-Mouse. It carries him off-stage.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO THE WRITER’S ROOM
CUT TO

INT. THE WRITER’S ROOM

A large room similar to a college lecture hall, the writers room is four rows of tables and chairs flanked by stairs on either side. Each row is a long table where the writers sit. Stairs run along the stage-left and stage-right side. The bottom row is shorter than the other three rows, to allow room for a door on the stage-left and a motivational poster on the stage-right. The poster reads: A Happy Writer is a Writer with a Deathline.

Seated in the rows are THE ALPHABET MICE, the writers responsible for the dialogue Y-Mouse reads. Sitting in the top row is A-MOUSE, B-MOUSE, D-MOUSE, E-MOUSE, F-MOUSE, G-MOUSE, H-MOUSE, and I-MOUSE. Sitting in the second row is J-MOUSE, C-MOUSE and K-MOUSE sharing a typewriter, M-MOUSE, N-MOUSE, O-MOUSE, and P-MOUSE. The third rows finds an empty chair then R-MOUSE, S-MOUSE, T-MOUSE, Q-MOUSE sharing notes with U-MOUSE, V-MOUSE, and lastly W-MOUSE. The bottom row finds X-MOUSE busily writing, an empty desk, and then Z-MOUSE asleep at his desk.

Every writer, has a typewriter and cup of coffee, except C-Mouse, P-Mouse, T-Mouse, and W-Mouse. P-Mouse prefers pen and paper to typewriters. T-Mouse prefers tea to coffee. C-Mouse prefers cola to coffee. W-Mouse prefers water.

As we join the Alphabet Mice, the room is filled with a cacophony of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING and VOICES MURMURING. A-Mouse stands and knocks his coffee cup on the desk. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKS. Everyone quiets and looks his way.

A-MOUSE
(pulling out the paper in her typewriter to read) “Okay Okay how about this. Y-Mouse comes out and says “Sometimes when somebody says that’s the way I found it, that is the way they found it.”

Everyone boos and throws wadded pieces of paper at her. P-Mouse stands and knocks his coffee mug. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKS. Everyone quiets down and turns his way.

P-MOUSE
“How about this. Y-Mouse comes out and says “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the best of traffic. It was the worst of traffic.”

Everyone boos and throws waded paper at him. X-Mouse stands and KNOCKS, KNOCKS, KNOCKS his coffee cup drawing everyone’s attention.

X-MOUSE
“What about this: Moving through our lives, we believe we grow older, grow wiser, and grow kinder, but what hidden hurts, what buried frustrations, lurk like monsters in the dark waiting for the moment to strike again.”

Everyone nods their heads and murmurs approval. The Helping Hand carrying Y-Mouse emerges from the ceiling lowering Y-Mouse to the floor. It lets go and retreats off screen.

Y-MOUSE
“Guys what are you doing? That last script was horrible.”

B-MOUSE
“Sorry. We know. We’ve been working on a replacement.”

X-MOUSE
“What do you think of this?”

He hands his dialogue to Y-Mouse. He reads it and nods his head.

Y-MOUSE
“Not perfect, a little akward but definitely shows promise. Put a little more polish on it and I think we’ve got something here. Send it up to my apartment when finished.”

THE ALPHABET MICE (EXCEPT Z-MOUSE)
“Will do.”

Y-Mouse snaps his fingers and the Helping Hand returns. It picks him up and carries him off-stage. The Alphabet Mice return to typing.

TRANSITION FROM THE WRITER’S ROOM TO THE HIGH-STAGE
CUT TO

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s Door opens and out walks Y-Mouse.

Y-MOUSE
“We grow older. We mature. We believe that our kindnesses, our loves, our experiences have made us a better person. But what hidden hurts, what discarded disappointments, lurk like monsters in our shadows.”

Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s Door which closes behind him. The curtains part, and the stage lights turn on with the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING ON, revealing…

THE HIGH-STAGE: EXT. THE INNER HIGHWAY SECTION 4, DAYTIME

An elevated section of concrete and steel, Inner Highway Section 4 is filled with cars. Seed-like glide ships, horse-headed hot-rods, buccaneer balloons, and wind-up wagons are waiting for GRAND DAYPASS JONES, mostly bio-goblin, to turn his sign from STOP to GO. Behind, him the construction crew works on trimming the tree tops. A large robotic Mecha-crane lifts DENSITY DOUBLEDIP, mostly clockwork elf, up to trim the branches, while FORNAXITE SEAHAVEN, Administrator, supervises from the ground.

As the tree limbs are cut, we can see the driver of the horse-headed hot-rod, KRINKLE CANDYWRAPPER, becoming agitated. His anger grows and grows till he explodes. Literally explodes in light and JET TURBINE ROARING. Everyone pauses and turns towards the noise and light. The light and noise fade leaving behind THE FYRE GIANT in the place of Krinkle Candywrapper and his horse-headed hot-rod. Head ablaze, clothed in smoldering metal, he runs towards the construction crew.
The construction workers yell and run away. The other drivers follow suit driving away. A rainbow descends from the sky, stage-left, bringing COLORI PASTELLI into the scene. A humanoid box of crayons, he currently has red, blue, yellow, green, orange, purple, white, and black stripes. The grey stripe is missing, instead replaced with yellow. COLORI is holding his four faithful hounds: BRAWN, BRAINS, BEAUTY, and BONGO. The hounds hop away and bark at the monster drawing his attention. The monster grips his ears in pain. He picks up the Mecha-crane and and throws it at them.

SWITCH TO SLOW-MOTION…

Colori Pastelli holds up his hands, shining green, and shimmers and then ROSSO COLORI is standing next to him. The red stripe on Colori has turned yellow. Rosso leaps at the flying car. He kicks it away, knocking it into The Fyre Giant’s head. It flies off-stage stage-right as The Fyre Giant falls down. He bounces off the ground with a THUNDEROUS THUD. Rosso Colori lands on his chest.

SWITCH OUT OF SLOW-MOTION, AND BACK TO REGULAR SPEED

COLORI PASTELLI
“Hounds, take this monster to the Forgiving Place. I’ll be along shortly.”

Brains, Brawn, and Beauty grab the Fyre Giant’s feet and drag the monster stage-left and off-stage. Bongo ignores them currently being distracted by a butterfly that flew out of some grasses nearby.Colori and Rosso shimmer, leaving only Colori on the stage. His red stripe has returned.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Bongo.”

BONGO
(snapping out of daze and looking around)”Oh…yeah, sorry.”

Bongo exits stage-left. OTHO MERCUTIAN, a coyote man wearing a plaid suit and thick glasses enters from stage-right. Colori notices him and waves.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Didn’t expect to see you here.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“I wanted to talk, so I followed the trail of destruction.”

COLORI PASTELLI
“True. I do leave my mark wherever I go. So, What brings you out of Universitytown.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“My son is in trouble.”

Colori’s face grows serious.

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Can you help?”

COLORI PASTELLI
“I’ll try.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Good. To the Music Hall.”

He grabs hold of Otho’s shoulder and they exit the stage in a rainbow. The High-stage curtains start to close while the stage-lights turn off to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO LOW-STAGE ALONG THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS.
THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD FROM THE HIGH-STAGE. IT MOVES ONTO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, FOLLOWING IT DOWN TO THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS. IT SLIDES OVER THE TOPS SETTLING PROPERLY FRAMING MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO MID-DAY

Thomas Typewriter continues typing at his desk.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(narration) “Cut to INTERIOR OF SPACE EGG. The INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a padded futuristic style astronaut’s chair. In front of him rests a curved console and curved view screen. Various sized glowing hexagonal buttons are spaced around the input/output screen on the console. The curved view screen displays a vast swirling colorscape only made more abstract by the Space Egg’s velocity. “

The PHONE RINGS, startling Thomas. He stops typing and picks up the phone checking to see who could be calling him. Seeing it is Ophidia Operahouse, he smiles deeply. Thomas slides his headphones off and answers the phone.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Hi, no you didn’t wake me? Sure, I can talk. For you I’d make time. Just writing. Might be onto something. Don’t know. The ideas are so slippery lately. (pause as he listens) Maybe I do need to get out, but I’d rather stay in. Stay in with you. (pause) Sure I could do that. I love to cook. I’ll cook you dinner. (pause) You will. Awesome. (stands and starts to walk off-stage) So how’s your day going?”

The stage-lights turn off, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF, and the curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Three script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Three

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-03. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A wooden disc sits center in the Unroom surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares, like an island in an ocean of drabness. Patiently, THE OUTER ONE waits on one of the grey carpet squares. Metallic spindly floor lamps stand off to the edges barely illuminating.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING rings out from the shadows cloaking the wooden disc.
THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE TURNS TO LOOK AT THE WOODEN DISC.
Unseen lamps over the wooden disc flip on illuminating THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE now sitting mid-disc.
PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN ON THE MID-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The curtains part and the stage lights click on with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MORNING

A desk sits in the center of the stage. On the desk sits a typewriter and a ream of paper. A lamp and wastebasket sit on either side of the desk. A bookcase, covered in houseplants, sits off to stage-left. An ALARM can be heard from off-stage. It buzzes a few moments then stops. The sound of a DOOR OPENING and then FOOTSTEPS catch our attention. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters from stage-right. Still dressed for bed, Thomas groggily walks across the stage exiting stage-left. From off-stage we hear A DOOR OPENING followed by WATER FLOWING INTO A TOILET. The FLUSH is softer than expected, in contrast to the resonant thunder of water from THE SHOWER.

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. MOVING OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS PEEKS INTO VIEW. THE CAMERA FOLLOWS ALONG UPWARDS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. THE CAMERA CONTINUES PANNING UPWARD TILL REACHING THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. IT STOPS ONCE PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s door opens. Y-Mouse emerges.

Y-MOUSE
“In the Fifth Hill, where the twining paths of truth and lies crosses paths wrapped in constellations, where starlight shines on maybes, sits a man. A man of many places and many ways.”

Y-Mouse turns towards the stage and watches the curtains part and the stage-lights turn on, to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING ON, revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: EXT. UNIVERSITYTOWN STREET CORNER, AFTERNOON

A street runs across the stage with a humble brick building emerging from the stage-right side. OTHO MERCUTIAN, a fox-like man in a plaid suit and thick glasses, sits on the sidewalk in front of the building. He strums his boxy guitar. The case sits open nearby waiting for a spare coin. A green trolley from the DNTA, or The Double Nine Transit Authority, passes across the stage from stage-left to stage-right.

Y-Mouse turns towards Otho and throws a coin into the case. Otho nods a thank-you. Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s door which closes behind him. Otho Mercutian returns to playing. Like a wave, he transitions from playing softly to playing loudly back to softly and repeating.

Stopping for a break, he places his guitar on the sidewalk. Otho sips from his nearby cup. He takes out a handkerchief and wipes off his head. He looks up to the sky. The guitar bounces once, twice, thrice. Unseen fingers play a frantic melody. A concerned frown slides across the vulpine face of Otho Mercutian as he listens to the tune. He picks up his guitar placing his hand over the strings. They stop vibrating. Sliding the guitar on, he starts to play and sing.

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Hush Hush little baby, don’t you cry.
Daddy’s heard you loud and clear.
Daddy knows your a crying.
Daddy knows your a scared.
Daddy’s soon going to be there.”

A robotic Mecha-crane crashes in from stage-left, interrupting the song. It lands in front of the building before skidding off stage stage-right. Otho stands stage-left, guitar and possessions packed up, looking at the Mecha-crane off-stage. He turns and exits stage-left. The stage-lights turn of to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF. The lights in the building turn on in response, and the curtains close.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA UNLOCKS FROM FRAMING HIGH-STAGE AND PANS DOWNWARD. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS DOWN TO THE MID-STAGE SETS. IT MOVES OVER THE SET TOPS AND PANS DOWN LOCKING IN ON MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MORNING

Thomas enters stage-left wrapped in a towel. He walks across the stage exiting stage-right. A short moment later he reenters dressed. Walking over to the desk, he sits down. He loads a sheet of paper into the typewriter. Smiling, he reaches into the desk and pulls out his headphones and music player. He puts on the headphones and plugs them in.

INSERT CS OF THE HEADPHONE JACK PLUGGING IN FOLLOWED BY A CS OF THOMAS PRESSING PLAY.

Thomas starts to bop his head.

AFTER A MOMENT INSERT A LONG SHOT OF THE SPACE EGG FLYING THROUGH THE MULTI-COLORED REALMS OF HIGHER SPACE.

Raising his fingers, Thomas feverishly types.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(narration) “Fade in from black. EXTERIOR SHOT – A realm outside time and space. Kaleidoscopic colors dance across the screen.”

The stage lights turn of to the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF. The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING continues as the Mid-stage curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Two script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Two

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-02. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

In the large cavernous space of the Unroom, THE OUTER ONE sits on one of many grey carpet squares lost in thought. The carpet squares radiate out from a wooden disc in the center of the unroom. Spindly metal lamps stand at the ends of the rows of carpets barely able to illuminate the room. The carpet squares bathe in light while the wooden disc swims in shadows.

THE CAMERA IS THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE LOOKING AT THE CARPET SQUARE THEY ARE SITTING ON.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICKING AND CLACKING drifts in from off-screen.

THE CAMERA TILTS UP AS THE OUTER ONE SHIFTS THEIR GAZE FROM THE CARPET SQUARES TO THE WOODEN DISC.

The wooden disc sits empty in the dark. Unseen lamps flip on. THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE manifests in the newly cast light splashing across the wooden disc.

PAN IN TOWARDS THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
PAN IN ON MID-STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Mid-Stage sits silent and still. Once the camera properly frames Mid-stage the curtains part. The stage-lights turn on with the sound of a LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THE SLICE-O-PIE RESTAURANT

Three restaurant style booths run across the stage. Various sized photos of pies and fruits, all ornately framed, hang on the wall above the booths. A small framed photo of a rabbit next to a rock sits off to the stage left. Over on the stage right hangs a small framed photo of a still from the Patterson Bigfoot footage.

The center booth is the only booth currently occupied, though the MURMUR OF A CROWD can be heard. Sitting in the booth are THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING, THE LADY, THE LANCE, and THE LOCH. Thomas is looking at the menu, while the Lance and the Lady are looking around the restaurant. The Loch is sniffing the salt and pepper shakers.

THE LADY
“Busy night.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Yup.”

THE LANCE
“More than yup. A full night indeed. I mean look at all these gorgeous ladies. Sure working up my appetite, if you catch my drift.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Yeah right. Can we just eat dinner tonight. No woman here is interested in talking to us.”

THE LANCE
“Not with your head buried in that menu.”

The Loch sneezes from sniffing the pepper. Thomas leans over and puts his hand over the salt and pepper shaker in the Loch’s paws. Thomas shakes his head. The Loch sets them down. Thomas returns to his menu while the Loch reads over his shoulder.

THE LADY
“None of that Lance, you leave him alone.”

THE LANCE
“Why are you always defending him. You know as well as me if he just tried he’s succeed. He’s a good looking guy and he’s wasting it. Wasting his chances, no our chances. I’m tired of waiting on the sidelines.”

The Lance looks off stage-right and raises his hand waving to someone off-stage. A come here kind of wave. When he does this, Thomas does the same exact motion. Thomas merely looks up from his menu and frowns. The Loch reaches over and puts his paw on the Lance’s chest then shakes his head no. The Lance puts his hand down. Thomas is then able to lower his hand.

THE LADY
(glaring at the Lance) “We agreed we were not going to do that unless it was an emergency.”

THE LANCE
“Whatever.”

The Lance sinks into his seat pouting. THE WAITRESS enters from stage-right.

THE WAITRESS
(to Thomas) “Are we ready to order.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Sure thing. I’ll have a Crispy Bird Special, a bowl of Mickey-Stronney soup and a Squirrelly Temple.”

THE WAITRESS
(playfully) “Someone’s got a big appetite tonight.”

THE LANCE
“Ohhh…she’s hitting on you. Don’t blow it.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(acting shy) “Maybe.”

The Waitress writes down the order and leaves.

THE LADY
“Why didn’t you talk more to her?”

Thomas shrugs. They fall into an awkward silence. The Waitress reemerges bringing a Squirrelly Temple soda and a bowl of soup. She sets them down on the table.

THE WAITRESS
“Here you go, and your Crispy Bird will be ready soon. Anything else I can get you right now.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“No thank you, we’re good.”

The Waitress makes a funny face then leaves. Thomas takes a sip of his soda.

THE LADY
(reaches over and takes hold of his hand)”Thomas we need to talk.”

Thomas immediately stops sipping.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Okay.”

THE LADY
“We will be leaving.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Really? But I haven’t even got my order yet.”

The Lance and the Loch reach over putting their hand and paw on top of The Lady’s.

THE LANCE
“No, Thomas. We’re leaving. Us. (gestures to The Lady, The Loch and himself) We’re going away.”

Thomas looks at all of them. Each nods yes.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Oh.”

THE LADY
(starting to cry) “We’ll miss you and maybe you’ll miss us, but the cracks in you that made us are healing. You don’t need us anymore.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“When.”

THE LANCE
(looks at watch)”Judging from the speed of service tonight, when the Crispy Bird arrives.”

TRANSITION FROM THE MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD, UP OVER THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. IT CONTINUES PANNING FOLLOWING THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN. THE CAMERA SLOWS AND STOPS ONCE PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The High-stage curtains sit closed. A small shudder moves across the curtain preceding their parting. The High-stage stage-lights turn on with the sound of a COMPUTER BOOTING ON revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: EXT. THE MULTI-COLORED HIGHER PLANES OF REALITY

The stage is filled with a backdrop of swirling colors. From stage-left enters a miniature of THE SPACE EGG. It is rapidly flying across the stage leaving chromatic waves trailing in its wake. When it reaches mid-stage, there is a LOUD THUNDEROUS CLAP and the Space Egg flies even faster, exiting stage-left. The curtains close and then reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. THE SPACE EGG

THE INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a sleek astronaut’s chair. In front of him sits a curved console and curved view screen. The console has a center monitor in the shape of a circle bisected by a long rectangle. This is the Space Egg’s text display. All of the Space Egg’s dialogue will scroll across the text display at the same time as it is heard by the Inner-Space Man and audience.  Around the text display sit various sized hexagonal buttons. The view screen sits on a curved wall coming off the console. It bears the same circle bisected by a rectangle design, only much larger. It is currently displaying the many colors of the Higher Planes of Reality outside the ship. Given the ship’s current speeds, the colors are blurring together

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Status Update.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Current speed exceeds the Speed of Thought. We have broken through the Reality Barrier.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Tip top. The infinite canvas of what could and what was spreads out before us.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Since we have exceeded three-dimensionality shouldn’t you use more than two metrics in describing our current options.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Excellent point my friend. Or should I say egg-scellent point.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe don’t.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Noted. Now lets see…what did and what didn’t spreads out before us. Where to first?” (pulls out travel brochures from a storage compartment under his chair, though if you wanted to have him grab the brochures from a glove box in the Space Egg’s console that is fine as well.) “Do we sail the salt-spired Oceans of Tears? Navigate the Streams of Thought? Watch the sun set on an Era? Explore the hidden tombs of the Food Pyramid?”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe it’s my programming but I sure love myself a salt spire, so I vote Ocean of Tears.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Fantastic choice. Says in this brochure that its far shores have the best Halls of Memories of any higher dimensional space.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Now we have to go. Put in the coordinates.”

The Inner-Space Man enters the coordinates. He makes BEEP BEEP BOOP sounds as he presses the buttons on the console.

THE SPACE EGG
“New route entered. Rerouting. Rerouting. Rerouting. Route set. Oceans of Tears here we come.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Maybe some travel tunes?”

THE SPACE EGG
“You know it!”

The Inner-Space Man presses a button. At that exact same moment the High-stage stage lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER BOOTING OFF. The curtains close.

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
(voice over. It slows down and drawls out as it goes)”What just happened?”

TRANSITION FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD. FROM THE HIGH-STAGE IT MOVES TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS CONTINUING ON DOWNWARD. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TO THE MID-STAGE, STOPPING ONCE IT IS FRAMED PROPERLY.

MID-STAGE: INT. THE SLICE-O-PIE RESTAURANT

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING is sitting at the center booth with THE LANCE, THE LADY and THE LOCH. THE WAITRESS enters with the food and sets it down on the table. She looks at his sad face and feels for him.

THE LANCE
“Speak of the devil.”

THE WAITRESS
“Oh don’t be so sad looking. Maybe a slice of pie before you go. Always cheers me up.”

Thomas looks up at the waitress. He studies her a moment, letting her words sink in.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Maybe one slice before we go.”

THE WAITRESS
“Great, I’ll be back in a little bit to find out what kind you’d like.”

Thomas nods. He turns and looks at the Lady, the Lance, and the Loch one last time before they leave. The Lady gets up first, walks around to Thomas and hugs him before exiting stage-left. The Lance follows next, hugging Thomas and then exiting. Finally the Loch gets up, bear hugs Thomas, then exits. Thomas sets down his fork, puts his head in his hands. He wipes his eyes with his napkin. The Waitress reenters from stage-right with a pie menu. She walks it over to Thomas

THE WAITRESS
“Do you know what you want, or do you need a moment.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(avoiding eye contact with the Waitress) “A moment. If possible.”

THE WAITRESS
“Don’t worry about it Hon. Take your time, you’ll figure out what you want eventually.”

The Waitress exits stage-right.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(to self)”Will I?”

The Mid-stage stage lights turn of with the sound of a LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF as the curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode One script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode One

a prologue

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-01. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

THE CAMERA SITS IN THE POV OF SOMEONE SITTING OFF CENTER LOOKING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE ROOM.

In the center of the unroom sits a large wooden disc. Arranged in rows radiating outward from the wooden disc, much like chairs in an auditorium, are a series of carpet squares. A rainbow of greys, every intensity, every hue, dances around us. At the ends of each row, tall spindly metal lamps illuminate the room. Their dark serpentine cords trail off into the dim edges of the unroom.

A sound of METAL BELLS AND CELESTE MELODIES rings out followed by unseen lamps flicking on casting light across the TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE. Now visible on the wooden disc, it draws our attention.

PAN IN ON THE MID-STAGE AREA

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE MID-STAGE OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Mid-stage curtains part. There are no decorations on the Mid-stage today.

CONTINUE TO PAN IN TO AND THROUGH THE MID-STAGE

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO BACK-STAGE

The Curtain of Clouds, visible against the back of the Mid-stage parts revealing…

THE BACK-STAGE: THE CONCURRENT DISTANCES

CONTINUE TO PAN PAST THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS UNTIL THE CONCURRENT DISTANCES FILLS THE SCREEN.

The Concurrent Distances manifest this episode as a void. No decoration. No sets. Darkness.

PAUSE AND HOLD THE SHOT OF THE CONCURRENT DISTANCES TO ALLOW THE EMPTINESS OF IT TO SET IN.

From stage-right emerges a DREAM-BUBBLE. Languidly blinking, it drifts from one side of the stage to the other, exiting stage-left. Shortly thereafter another Dream-bubble floats in, drifting from stage-right to stage-left.

The Dream-bubble reemerges from stage-right but moves swiftly this time from stage-right to stage-left. THE MAIDEN leaps on stage chasing after the Dream-Bubble. She pursues it off-stage.

They return shortly, it fleeing and she pursuing. The Dream-Bubble almost escapes, but she leaps and grabs hold of it. She opens her grip to examine it, but the Dream-bubble has turned a sickly yellowish-green color. It is lumpy and uneven. Dented where she grabbed it.

THE MAIDEN
“Yuck.”

She throws it away where it sits on the floor irregularly blinking. The Maiden notices the other Dream-bubbles now floating on-stage from stage-left and stage-right. She sits and watches in fascination.

THE MAIDEN
“Pretty.”

She stands and follows the Dream Bubbles off stage. Moments later the damaged Dream-bubble awkwardly hovers up from the ground. It flies off stage, limping the opposite way the Maiden exited.

PAN OUT

TRANSITION FROM BACK-STAGE TO MID-STAGE

PAN OUT TILL THE MID-STAGE CURTAINS FILL THE FRAME

TRANSITION FROM THE MID-STAGE TO THE UNROOM

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

CONTINUE PANNING OUT TILL RETURNING TO THE OUTER ONE’S POV FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE

The Mid-stage curtains close. The unseen lamps illuminating the Typewriter Abstract Puppet Stage dim to dark.

FADE OUT

Up Late, Late at Night!: Season One, Episode One, Act Two script

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———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

(Act 2)

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type & opera:>———–

ACT II

FADE IN

INT. COP CAR. DAYTIME

MS OF INTERIOR OF A POLICE CAR.

D-COP, D-Vid dressed as a cop, sits behind the wheel driving, while B-COP, B-Max also dressed as a cop, sits in the passenger seat.

B-COP
“So then I wrestled that raccoon for the last pastry.”

D-COP
“Uh huh. Wait. Check out this turkey.”

B-COP
“Pull over.”

CUT TO

EXT. STREETER STREET. DAYTIME

MS OF GIBLETS

GIBLETS, a puppet made from a kid’s school project of turkey drawing made from tracing his/her hand, is walking down the street. He does need to have an old guitar strung across his back. We hear the sound of CAR DOORS SLAMMING SHUT.

PAN OUT TO LS SO AS TO INCLUDE GIBLETS ON RIGHT AND POLICE CAR ON RIGHT.

D-Cop sits on the hood of the police car while B-Cop approaches Giblets.

GIBLETS
“Hello Officers.”

B-COP
“What do you think your doing walking down this street.”

GIBLETS
“Just soaking up the sunshine and the positive vibes.”

B-COP
“Are you getting smart. We’ll see about that.”

B-Cop grabs the guitar from off Giblets.

B-COP
“What you doing with this old guitar.”

GIBLETS
“Old guitar? Why’d you call it an old guitar?”

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Maybe he’s smuggling stuffing.”

CUT BACK

B-COP
“You smuggling stuffing.”

GIBLETS
“Oh my gosh, it is an old guitar. It was new when I bought it. Has it been that long. No home. No wife. No kids.”

B-COP
“Wait.”

GIBLETS
“My youth, my time, I’ve squandered it. And what do I have to show for it.”
A spotlight clicks down on Giblets. The rest of the stage lighting dims

B-COP
(off-camera)”What’s going on.”

GIBLETS
“I could’a been a contender, I could of had love, could of had her…but who was looking out for me. Was it my brother. Was it her. STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!”

A loud THUNK and Giblets passes out. The stage lighting reverts back. D-Cop stands over an unconscious Giblets, with a police baton in hand.

D-COP
(to B-Cop) “And that is how you stop a turkey who’s had some bad gravy.”

The POLICE RADIO SQUAWKS. D-Cop walks over to the car and answers it. Meanwhile B-Cop drags the unconscious Giblets over to the car. D-Cop leans opens the driver door and leans in to answer the phone. B-Cop opens the rear passenger door and tries to tip Giblets inside.

D-COP
“Car 54 1/2 here. Over”

POLICE RADIO
(voice-over) “Sorry to spring this on you, but Judge Dee is not able to teach the driver’s education class. You’ve been reassigned. Report to Local College tonight. 6pm. Over”

D-COP
“Roger. We’ll be there. Over”

D-Cop hangs up the radio

D-COP
(dancing) “Yes. Yes.”

B-Cop slams the car door shut.

B-COP
“Why are you so happy?”

D-COP
“We’ve been reassigned to teach Judge Dee’s driver’s course.”

B-COP
“Ughhh, those classes are a pain, filled with weirdos. What’s so great about that.”

D-COP
“Guess you could say I have a case of puppy love… for the class. Puppy love for the class.”

B-COP
“Whatever.”

They get into the car.

CUT TO MS OF CAR INTERIOR

D-COP
“Oh, can we stop at the pet store. My doctor recommended I eat more dog food.”

B-COP
“What. You sure he’s a doctor cause that does not sound like something a doctor would say.”

D-COP
“Well he did have a stethoscope and accepted my insurance.”

B-COP
“Whatever. Lets just get going. This day just keeps getting worse.”

D-COP
“Oh, don’t be sad. I’ll share some of the dog food with you.”

FADE OUT

Up Late, Late At Night: Season One, Episode One, Act I script

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———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

(Act 1)

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type & opera:>———–

ACT I

FADE IN

EXT. THE TRASHIPELIGO ISLANDS,  EVENING

LS OF A MODEL OF THE ISLAND. A RADIO TOWER OVER ON ONE END OF THE ISLAND BLINKS AND WE HEAR THE TRANSMISSION BEEPY-BEEPY-BEEP.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Broadcasting from the hidden heart of Mout Trashuvius of the Trashipeligo Islands, this is UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!”

CUT TO…

Title sequence plays

CUT TO…

INT. THE TRASH HOLE. NIGHT

A large cavern in the base of the Trashipeligo Island’s dormant volcano, Mount Trashuvius, the large abstract mask-like face of T-RASH THE TRASH GOD floats over a smoking pool of sludge and magma. Surrounding him are piles of trash.

PAN IN TO CS OF T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“I am the T-Rash the God of Trash your host and guiding star. No more do you need to worry about the quest for new and better. New is an illusion and I am here to pierce the veil clouding your vision. Join us and rejoice for everything is trash. Broken, discarded, subject to the whims of entropy. Make trash from trash is what I say. Now let’s get the show underway. Acolytes to me!”

CUT TO LS OF TRASH HOLE.

D-VID and B_MAX enter. D-VID rushes in from stage-right holding a DVD case. B-MAX hurries in from stage-left carrying a VHS cassette tape.

CUT TO CS OF D-VID

D-VID
“Here my lord of lost.”

CUT TO CS OF B-MAX

B-MAX
“Here your clutterness”

CUT BACK TO LS OF TRASH HOLE

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Good. Good. Now what offerings have you brought that our viewers may experience the full vision of my divine artistry. The trashier the better.”

D-VID
“Guess I’ll go first.”

CUT TO CS OF D-VID

D-VID
“Well, I found this copy of Lost and Found in a gull nest. The description on the back is too faded to read but the tagline is “One of these dogs must be Spade.””

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Ohhh..that sounds like trash.”

D-VID
“And it has a picture of a man taking a bath with a dog.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Perfect…I deem your offering worthy of being unworthy.”

CUT BACK TO LS

D-VID throws the DVD into the Trash God’s mouth. His lights glow brighter and in a different color.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“And you, other one, what did you bring me in offering.”

CS OF B-MAX

B-MAX
“O’ mighty Trash God I scaled the heights of the Hill of Abandonned Sofas to pry from the deep reaches of its crevices this uterly unmint copy of Moving Violations.”

CUT TO CS OF TRASH GOD

THE TRASH GOD
“The Kay Lenz film! I’ve been looking for a copy of that forever.”

CUT TO CS OF B-MAX

B-MAX
“Uhhh, no. This is Moving Violations. Violations with an S. The 1985 film”

CUT TO MS OF T-RASH THE TRASH GOD AND B-MAX

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“I don’t know? Is it trash?”

B-MAX
“Well it says its from the creators of Police Academy.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“That’s all I need to know. Trash! Your offering pleases me.”

B-Max throws the cassette into the Trash God’s mouth.

PAN OUT TO LS OF THE TRASH HOLE

T-Rash the Trash God’s internal lights change color again and smoke starts to pour from his mouth filling the lair.

THE TRASH GOD
“Your offerings please me, so now let my divine smoke wash over you and guide you and our audience to a vision most horrible, most garbage.”
The smoke fills the room as B-Max and D-Vid start to cough.

B-MAX
“Smells like burning tires.”

THE TRASH GOD
“That’s how you know it is working. Now hush and pass out so we can get on with things.”

B-Max and D-Vid pass out.

PAN IN INTO THE SMOKE.

The white smoke fills the frame as a JANGLY SOUND OF BELLS AND OLD CAR HORNS flutters across.

TRANSITION FROM THE TRASH HOLE TO THE VISION

FADE TO WHITE