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I am struggling with this project. The format is not right and I will need to rethink my approach. Frustrating.
“of whom I can say with a grateful heart, “I was hungry, and he gave me meat; I was thirsty and he gave me drink; I was a stranger, and he took me in” – Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass by Frederick Douglass
———–<.thom.>———–
THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT
a puppet play in many parts
Season Two, Episode Seven
An Intermission
By Thomas Typewriter
(c) 2020
———–<:type:>———–
FADE IN TO BLACK
From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: “02-07“. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge. Shortly thereafter the following text, “an intermission” scrolls up from the center of the bottom of the frame.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN IN THE UNDECORATED SPACE
A wooden disc stands ready in the center of a large space. The corners of the room, though visually indeterminable, are felt. Grey squares of carpet radiate out from the wooden disc like rows of seats in an amphitheater. Light from spindly metallic lamps at the ends of the rows illuminate the carpets and to some degree the features of THE OUTER ONE sitting there.
OPEN WITH POV OF THE OUTER ONE LOOKING AT ONE OF THE LAMPS.
The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING drifts from out of view as the bulbs in the lamp flitter in response.
PAN UP AS THE OUTER ONE SHIFTS HIS GAZE FROM THE LAMP TO THE WOODEN DISC.
The wooden disc sits empty, shrouded in shadows cast by not-there shapes. Unseen lamps above the disc turn on, casting out the shadows shape-less while also revealing the TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.
TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
PAN IN TOWARDS THE MID-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TILL IT FILLS THE FRAME
MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED
The curtains part and the stage lights turn on, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…
MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S KITCHEN
A sink, countertop, and stove run along the back of the stage. A table sits of to stage-left and a refrigerator sits of to stage-right. Three cabinets hang over the countertop. THOMAS TYPEWRITER, dressed in a chef’s apron, is at the stove stirring a marinara sauce in a saucepan. A second pot sits on the stove steaming. He removes the lid and drops in a box of dried pasta that he retrieves from a nearby cabinet. NEW WAVE STYLE MUSIC plays from a nearby speaker. DOORBELLS CHIME catching Thomas’ attention. He stirs the sauce one more time before stepping off stage stage-right to answer the door.
DOOR LOCKS UNLOCK and DOOR HINGES CREAK.
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
(off-stage) “Hi. Hope I’m not too late.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(off-stage) “No right on time. You’re looking very pretty tonight.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
(off-stage) “Thanks. You look good too. Here, I got these for you.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(off-stage) “Thank you, they’re beautiful.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
(off-stage) “Sure thing.” (sniffs) “Wow, something sure smells good.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(off-stage) “That would be the marinara. I was going to make something else but I didn’t have any capers.”
TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE
THE CAMERA PANS UPWARDS MOVING OVER THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS BEHIND. IT CONTINUES FOLLOWING THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT TOP. THE CAMERA SLOWS AND STOPS WHEN PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE
HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED
PAN IN ON HIGH-STAGE TILL PROPERLY FRAMED
The High-stage curtains part and the stage lights turn on with the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING ON revealing…
HIGH-STAGE: EXT. THE MULTI-COLORED HIGHER PLANES OF REALITY
The stage is filled with a psychedelic swirling of colors. A miniature of THE SPACE EGG enters stage-left. It rapidly flies across the stage. Chromatic waves spread in its wake. When it reaches mid-stage, there is a SONIC BOOM and the Space Egg flies even faster, exiting stage-right. The High-stage curtains close and then reopen revealing…
HIGH-STAGE: INT. THE SPACE EGG
The INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a sleek astronaut’s chair. In front of him sits a curved console and a curved view screen. The console has a center monitor in the shape of a circle bisected by a long rectangle. This is the Space Egg’s text display. All of the Space Egg’s dialogue will scroll across the text display at the same time it is heard by the Inner-Space Man and audience. So as the Space Egg speaks, the words also scroll across the text display. Around the text display sit various sized hexagonal buttons. The view screen sits on a curved wall coming off the console. It bears the same circle bisected by a rectangle design, only much larger. It is currently displaying the many colors of the Higher Planes of Reality that the ship is flying through.
THE SPACE EGG
“New route entered. Rerouting. Rerouting. Rerouting. Route set. Oceans of Tears here we come.”
THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Maybe some music to travel by.”
THE SPACE EGG
“Yes, please.”
The Inner-Space Man presses a button. What comes out of the speakers is not music though. A FAINT MUFFLED MURMURING plays.
THE SPACE EGG
“What music did you pick. This is horrible.”
THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“I don’t know what this is. This is not what I wanted.”
The Inner-Space Man leans in closer to the speaker in the console.
INSERT CS OF THE INNER-SPACE MAN LISTENING TO THE SPEAKER.
NOISE FROM SPEAKER
(very faint) “Biff. Biff. Time for dinner. Time to stop pretending and wash up for dinner.(faint) “Biff. Biff. Time for dinner. Time to stop pretending and wash up for dinner.(less faint) “Biff. Biff. Time for dinner. Time to stop pretending and wash up for dinner.(loud) BIFF!”
CUT BACK TO…
The Inner- Space Man jerks his head away from the speaker. He tries to press a button but the High-stage stage lights turn off cutting him off. The High-stage curtains close then reopen revealing…
HIGH-STAGE: INT. BIFF’S BEDROOM, LATE AFTERNOON
A bed sits center stage, flanked by an end table on one side and a steamer trunk on the other. Posters of various characters from the Cosmic League comic and the Babysitter Tales adorn the walls. A window sits to the side. Sunlight streams in. BIFF, colander crowned, sits in a cardboard box atop the bed. ROCKEY THE PET ROCK sits to the side. The box is decorated in crayon such that it looks like the Space Egg.
ROCKEY THE PET ROCK
“New route entered. Rerouting. Rerouting. Rerouting. Route set. Oceans of Tears here we come.”
BIFF
“Maybe some music for our travels.”
ROCKEY THE PET ROCK
“Yes, please.”
Biff pretends to press some buttons, creating a beep sound effect for each one. He then starts to hum, pretending it is the music coming out of the speakers. Rockey closes his eyes. He sways to the melody.
BIFF’S MOTHER
(off-stage)”Biff. Biff. Time for dinner. (louder) Biff. Biff. Time to stop pretending and wash up for dinner. (louder) BIFF!”
Biff takes off the colander.
BIFF
“Uh-oh. (yelling off-stage to mother) Sorry Mom. Be right down. (to Rockey) Guess pretend time is over. Let’s go wash up.”
Biff gets out of the box and hops off the bed. He turns and picks up Rockey.
BIFF
“I sure hope Mom’s made mashed potatoes.”
ROCKEY THE PET ROCK
“With scallions sprinkled on top.”
BIFF
“You know it. That’s the best.”
They exit stage-right. We can hear the sound of FOOTSTEPS descending stairs. The footsteps fade into the distance. The stage lights turn off to the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING OFF as the High-Stage curtains close.
TRANSITION FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE.
THE CAMERA UNCOUPLES FROM FRAMING THE HIGH-STAGE AND PANS DOWNWARD. IT MOVES ONTO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS AND CONTINUES DOWN ITS LENGTH. IT COMES TO THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS AND GLIDES OVER THEM. THE CAMERA STOPS ONCE MID-STAGE IS PROPERLY FRAMED.
MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S KITCHEN
Ophidia Operahouse grabs some plates from the cupboard and walks over to the table. She sets out the plates, cups, and silverware. Her flowers sit in a vase in the center of the table. Thomas follows with a bowl of salad and a bowl of bucattini with marinara.
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“So was your mom was always trying to save money.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Oh yeah. Always. She would talk about how there were too many bills or how dad’s income was not a steady thing. Stuff like that.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“My mom too. Though never while we were on vacation now that I think about it.”
Thomas and Ophidia sit down on opposite sides of the table.
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“I would of loved that. My mom was still worried about money on vacation. Maybe even more so.”
Thomas fold his hands for a moment of silence. Ophidia catches herself and does likewise. She crosses herself and puts her hands together in prayer. When finished she starts serving herself some food, then passing to Thomas.
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Sorry, you were saying.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Yeah, my mom would try to find some way to save money, like to an almost comical level sometimes.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“What do you mean?”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Like for example, we went to Disneyworld when I was in seventh grade.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Ooo..luckey. Never been. Was it fun.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“The funnest, right. But my mom was nervous we wouldn’t have enough so she’d pack all this food in her purse for us to eat.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Can you even fit enough food in a purse for that?”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“No. See that was the thing. As good as my Mom was at worrying she was inversly good at planning and scheduling.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Okay.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“So she got flustered and packed a lunch of cottage cheese and grapefruits.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Wait..Cottage Cheese? As in that stuff in the plastic tubs?”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Yup.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Isn’t that a refrigerated item.”
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Yes it is. Do you know what two tubs of cottage cheese are like after a day of flopping around in the bottom of a purse in the hot Florida sun?”
Thomas giggles.
OPHIDIA OPERAHOUSE
“Gross. That’s what they are.”
Thomas laughs. Ophidia starts to giggle, soon joining him in laughter. The stage-lights click off, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF, and the Mid-stage curtains close.
FADE OUT

———–<.thom.>———–
THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT
a puppet play in many parts
Season Two, Episode Five
By Thomas Typewriter
(c) 2020
———–<:type:>———–
FADE IN TO BLACK
From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-05. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN
A vast cavern of a space, the full scope of the Unroon Not.Seven is difficult to discern. Small details, such as the wooden disc in the center of the room are visible. Other details such as the rows of grey carpet squares radiating out from the wooden disc, the spindly metallic lamps and their serpentine cords at the ends of the carpet rows. Another discernible detail in this space of fading edges, The OUTER ONE sits on one of many carpet squares patiently waiting for the next show.
POV OF THE OUTER ONE
Small highlights dance across the surface of the wooden disc from the spindly metallic lamps spread across the space. The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING drifts in.
POV OF OUTER ONE ADJUSTING GAZE TO TAKE IN THE WHOLE OF THE WOODEN DISC.
In the center of the wooden disc appears THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.
TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.
PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE
PAN IN ON MID-STAGE.
MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED
The curtains part and the stage lights turn on, to the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…
MID-STAGE: EXT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY, AFTERNOON
The front entrance of the multi-level flagstone and glass Alexandrian Library stretches across the back of the stage. The squarish carved letters of the building’s name loom over the triple set of doors adding to the solidness of the building. A sculpture of an open book balancing on the top of a pyramid stands just out front among ornamental grasses. We hear A CAR DRIVE UP AND PARK. The ENGINE SHUTS OFF. The CAR DOOR OPENS then SLAMS SHUT. FOOTSTEPS APPROACH. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters from stage-right. He walks past the ornamental grasses, past the sculpture, and up to the front doors. He only enters after taking a moment to admire the weight of the carved letters over the entrance.
…welcome to the spell…
…write your life…
…rewrite your life…
He reaches a hand up lightly touching the letters. Pausing, he makes space for gratitude at something these letters existing and him existing and how now in this moment they meet. The moment acknowledged and the space given, Thomas enters the library through the front entrance. The doors softly close behind him. A butterfly flutters out and away from the grasses.
TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE
THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. IT MOVES UP AND OVER THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CLOUD OF CURTAINS HANGING BEHIND. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS UP TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT TOP. IT STOPS WHEN PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.
HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED
The Narrator’s Door opens and Y-Mouse emerges. He is wearing thick black glasses, a button up shirt and khaki pants. An SLF (Solar-Lunar Fleet) name badge is clipped to his shirt with the name “Reginald Wordsqueaker”.
Y-MOUSE
“All is not calm in the Orchestra Pit, headquarters of the vast Solar-Lunar Fleet.”
Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s Door. It closes. The High-stage curtains part and the stage-lights turn on, to the sound of A COMPUTER BOOTING ON, revealing…
HIGH-STAGE: INT. OFFICES OF SLF’S DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS, DAYTIME
A large wooden desk built from a baroque pipe organ sits against the wall. Along the other side of the stage is a series of filing cabinets and magnetic tape mainframes. Various instruments clutter pile across the top of the cabinets and mainframes, obscuring the various stuffed animal heads on display. A curved aquarium window curves away off-stage on the other side of the pipe organ desk. MUSICA, she of the golden harp, is sitting at the desk speaking on the telephone.
MUSICA
“No, there have been no updates. Yes, we’re trying everything. Yes…now wait…no…no, we did not realize he was one of your children. Yes. Yes, no…”
MUSIDORA, she of the dark dress, Musica’s twin sister, and second in command of the SLF, enters carrying two cups of coffee. She walks over and hands Musica one of the cups. She then sits off to the side of the desk sipping her coffee as she waits for Musica’s phone call to end.
MUSICA
“We will gladly allocate more resources…yes, oh is that so. Well, you are entitled to your opinion of our work here. And I am entitled to my…Hello…Hello. (hangs up phone) She hung up on me.”
MUSIDORA
“Who was that?”
MUSICA
“The Dianian. Apparently that astronaut who got lost…”
MUSIDORA
“The one making the commercial?”
MUSICA
“Yes, that one. Turns out he was one of her quote-unquote children.”
MUSIDORA
“You don’t say.”
MUSICA
“And she’s blaming us.”
MUSIDORA
“Funny you should say that, because I just got off the phone myself. Had a civil little conversation with our favorite Nutri-Corp executive.”
MUSICA
“Atria?”
MUSIDORA
“Got it in one. See, she also feels the lost astronaut is our fault, and will not stand for Nutri-corp, pardon the pun, bearing any blame. If she gets blamed she’s threatened to pull Nutri-Corps’s support.”
MUSICA
“But they supply all the food for every ship in the fleet. That’d be disastrous.”
MUSIDORA
“I know. What did the Dianian threaten.”
MUSICA
“She’ll go to the Selenian and the Heliosian.”
MUSIDORA
“The big bosses. (pauses) Well we don’t want that.”
MUSICA
“No we don’t. So what…”
ALARM SIRENS erupt cutting off Musica mid-sentence. Musidora and Musica rush out of the office exiting stage-left. The High-stage curtains close. They reopen revealing….
HIGH-STAGE: INT. THE ORCHESTRA PIT CONTROL ROOM, DAYTIME
The Control Room looks very similar to an actual orchestra pit. Chairs arranged in a semi-circle around a raised podium in the center. Though along the back wall, behind the seats but facing the center podium, is a giant over-sized music stand. Alarm lights blink and KLAXON HORNS buzz in the background.
Two large pages of sheet music stand spread across the over-sized music stand. On the pages are a series of moving images. Musical notes, each depicting a different sparkship, are moving around the page as they orbit the Ir-Ra. It appears as two rotating circles in the center of the two pages. The outer circle appears as a treble clef measure and rotates clockwise. The inner circle appears as a bass clef measure and rotates counter-clockwise. Off to the side of the Ir-Ra, there is a tangle of sharp notations making an almost solid black cloud. Any sparkship near the cloud are yellow. In the cloud can be seen one red sixteenth note.
Currently there are fourteen spots arranged around the conductor’s podium, set up in two rows. Each spot has a chair and music stand, except center back row. It has a music stand and a set of timpani. All of the chairs are occupied except two. Seated in the front row, stage-left to stage-right are: VICTORIA OPENWINDOW with her violin, An empty chair with a pearlescent violin on a stand, CRICK CRICKETS with his pseudo-clarinet, VIOLET WOLFBEARD gripping her viola in clawed hands, DULCIAN CURTAL hidden behind her bassoon, HAUT DOUBLETONE resting his oboe on his lap, TIMBRE SCRAMLEDEGGS slowly drawing a bow across his cello, and lastly ARCO PLASMATORCH plucking a rhythm on his Double Bass. Seated in the back row, stage-left to stage-right are: An empty chair containing a french horn folded from the pages of a lost book, CHRISPUS TOPSHELVES with his trumpet, MEL COPPERPOT playing the timpani, TAWNY THINWHISTLE gripping a trombone, and lastly GAUNTLY’S elongated form wrapped inside a tuba. STELLARITE FERN is standing on the conductor’s podium pointing to the various members of the mission control. REGINALD WORDSQUEEKER enters from stage-left and sits down in the empty chair in the back row. STELLARITE FERN stands on the podium watching him enter.
STELLARITE FERN
“Glad you could join us Reginald. Updates people. What’s going on out there.”
ARCO PLASMATORCH
(plays a few short notes on his double bass) “There’s a sudden disturbance along the surface of the Ir-Ra.”
STELLARITE FERN
“Is the Ir-Ra condensing?”
Chrispus Topshelves plays a few notes on his trumpet and looks at the sheet of music on his music stand.
CHRISPUS TOPSHELVES
“No. Energy readings suggest something else.”
STELLARITE FERN
“Okay. Start rerouting all sparkships away from the disturbance.”
Everyone picks up their instruments and commences to play. The notes depicting the sparkships on the giant sheet music display start to change course, drifting away from the Ir-Ra center.
Musica and Musidora enter from stage-right. Stellarite Fern bows in their direction before stepping down from the podium. She moves over and takes a seat at the empty chair in the front row.
MUSICA
“What’s going on people.”
STELLARITE FERN
“There has been an energy surge near the surface of the Ir-Ra.”
MUSIDORA
“It looks like a thunderstorm.”
STELLARITE FERN
“Yes, it is very similar in appearance. Initial scans showed two objects caught in the storm, but sensors now only show one. One of our sparkships.”
MUSICA
“Which one.”
Musidora looks at the display and studies the red sixteenth note in the storm of sharp notes.
STELLARITE FERN
“Unknown currently. Possibly the Carro. Last known coordinates place it near the disturbance.”
The display zooms in onto the lightning storm. A ship symbol can be seen flickering in the lightning.
MUSIDORA
(looking at display)”Looks like we are not quite able to pierce that storm with our sensors. (looks at Musica) Sister would you be so kind?”
Musica brings up her harp and starts to play. A WISTFUL MELODY spreads out. Musidora closes her eyes to listen, bat-like ears popping up on the top of her head.
MUSIDORA
“That is definitely the Carro.”
The Carro’s symbol vibrates and grows brighter. Just then COLORI PASTELLI and OTHO MERCUTIAN enter on a raindow beam from stage-top. He lands next to Musidora. We can see that he has all his colored stripes.
COLORI PASTELLI
“Evening ladies, sorry to interrupt. (looks around) Looks like you have more than enough paint on your brush, but it is of grave importance.”
MUSICA AND MUSIDORA
“Colori. Otho.”
OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Is my son alright?”
MUSICA
“There’s been a storm of unknown origin.”
COLORI PASTELLI
“And the Carro. Lucido was on that ship correct.”
OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Yes.”
MUSICA
“Yes he is, and it is caught in that storm. We can’t get to it.”
MUSIDORA
(looking at Colori) “Though you are welcome to try your usual brash heroics.”
Colori looks at the display and thinks. He closes his eyes and shimmers. His grey stripe is gone replaced by yellow. Next to him stands GRIGIO COLORI.
COLORI PASTELLI
“Can’t fly there. Too far from the Nine Hills. Can we use the grey spaces?”
GRIGIO COLORI
(rubs temples) “Let me think.”
The stage-lights dim and a spotlight sparks to life illuminating Grigio. Everyone else in the scene freezes as we experience an asideal moment.
GRIGIO COLORI
(pulls out a scriptbook for The Great Works Project) What does the script say. Lets see, lets see. Season one, season two, okay, episode one, two, three, ahh, four. Here we go. (Reading from scriptbook)”Grigio Colori quiet and reserved looked at the available information to answer Colori’s question. Looking at the large sheet music display he realized a path was possible. GRIGIO: “I can do it but I’ll need three points to use as relays.”
Grigio puts the scriptbook away and the spotlight cuts out. The stage-lights return to normal and everyone unfreezes.
GRIGIO COLORI
“Yes I can use the grey, but not for the whole distance. I’ll need three jumping off points. Three ships in a near straight line should do it.”
Colori nods yes.
GRIGIO COLORI
(to Musica and Musidora) “Give me three ships in a line to the Carro.”
Musidora nods at Grigio then gestures at the orchestra. They place their instruments at the ready. She conducts them in a short medley. The images on the sheet music display change. It zooms in a bit and three of the ship icons glow. A dotted line connects them.
MUSICA
“You could use the Orfe.O, the Dido+Aeneas, and then the Julian 3.”
Colori and Grigio study the display then look at each other and nod. Colori, taking Otho, flies off stage in a colorful rainbow. Grigio flies off the other way on a greyscale rainbow.
The storm grows bigger on the display and the surface of the Ir-Ra ripples.
MUSICA AND MUSIDORA
“Good luck.”
The stage-lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING OFF and the curtains close.
TRANSITION FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE
THE CAMERA DETACHES FROM FRAMING THE HIGH-STAGE AND PANS DOWNWARD. MOVES ONTO AND DOWN THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, FINALLY STOPPING ONCE MID-STAGE IS PROPERLY FRAMED AGAIN.
MID-STAGE: INT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY MAIN FLOOR, DAYTIME
A help desk sits in the center of the stage. THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN sits at the desk sorting books. A large sign with the library’s name sits over the desk. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters the from stage-left and approaches the desk. The Librarian stops checking in books and looks up at Thomas.
THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN
“Hello, how may I help you?”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Hi. Could you tell me where I can find the cook books.”
THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN
“Straight back and up the stairs. Go through and past the fiction section. Non-fiction’s right behind it. Cookbooks should be by the big bay windows.”
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Awesome. Thanks.”
Thomas exits stage-right. The librarian goes back to checking in books. Here you might notice that the spines of the stack of books to be checked in contain an overlapping design of two abstracted brain hemispheres. Each a different color.
The curtains close then reopen revealing…
MID-STAGE: INT, THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY SECOND FLOOR, DAYTIME
An entrance way and large window stand to the stage-right while a small table and bookshelves stand to the stage-left. Signs hang over the entrance way denoting “Non-fiction” and “Fiction” stage-left while “Checkout” is stage-right. The small table has a series of books on display. A sign on the table reads “Staff Picks”. Thomas enters from stage-right walks across the stage to stage-left. He walks past the small table and almost keeps walking but instead stops and turns.
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“No, it couldn’t be.”
He examines one of the books on the shelf, Latchkey Kids of Randomness by Johnathan J. Wheelwright.
THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“It is. That book that girl was reading. I wonder?”
Thomas opens the book and starts to read. Drawn in he slowly sinks to the floor. He continues to read, lost in a good book. The stage lights turn off with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF. The Mid-stage curtains close.
FADE OUT
Week four was a little frustrating. I did not make as much progress as I had hoped too. My kindle’s screen cracked, stopping my reading progress while I sorted that out. My 2DS aggravated my hands and wrists, stopping my gaming progress and also my script writing. Frustrating. Very frustrating…
…deep breath…
…So, I focused on slowing down. Focused on remembering that most of my stress is self-inflicted. A gap forms between what I think should occur and what actually occurs. Slowing down allows me to start pruning back expectations. Snip, snip, snip and calmness returns. Ultimately I come to this thought: What was the original intention of the Two x Twos exercise? Was it to achieve a box of accomplishments, powering through a to-do list? Was it to enrich your life by exposure to these wonderful creations and what ever magic may be etched inside? The latter obviously. Then lets work towards that and if it takes a while, it takes a while.
Week 5 – May 22nd, 2020
Albums
Cinema
Literature
Comic Books
Video Games (Going to try switching to using game controllers, which should help my hands. I have a Rock Candy Xbox One controller that is the most comfortable controller I have ever used. Going to switch to that and play for short bursts.)
———–<.thom & ophi.>———–
UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!
Season 01, Episode 01
Act III
By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter
(c) 2020
———–<:typehouse:>———–
FADE IN
INT. COMMUNITY COLLEGE UNIVERSITY MAIN ENTRANCE. NIGHT
OPEN ON A CS OF THE SIGNBOARD
A signboard in front of the Local College main hallway. It bears the college title and logo on top, with various flyers posted to the side. The signboard itself reads as follows:
FUEL ECONOMICS 101
ROOM MPG-54.5
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TRAFFIC SCHOOL
ROOM MPG-27.5
<——-
TRANSITION FROM ENTRANCE TO CLASSROOM
INT. COMMUNITY COLLEGE UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM MPG-27.5. NIGHT
OPEN ON A MS OF THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM
We can divide the sets into two sections here. The first section will be the front of the classroom which has a desk and wide chalkboard while the second section or the back of the classroom contains the rows of desks and chairs.
D-COP Stands at a podium at the front of the class. B-COP sits on the desk behind him. On the chalkboard is written “Traffic School…RULES”
The back half of the classroom is divided into two rows, with the front row being lower than the back row. In the front row sits three students, stage-left to stage-right: CASS-E, GIBLETS, and L.P. In the second row, stage-left to stage-right sit: V-HESS, JEWELCASE, B-RAY, and CLAMSHELL.
D-COP
“Hello everyone.”
CUT TO LS OF THE SECOND SECTION OR BACK OF THE CLASSROOM
EVERYONE
“Hello.”
D-COP
“Welcome to traffic school. I am your instructor D-Cop. This is my career partner B-Cop and we will be teaching this class. Before we go any further, lets take roll call shall we. Cass-E?”
CUT TO CS OF CASS-E
Cass-E sits at her desk, wearing cracked eyeglasses, a large neck brace and three bandages. Multiple bottles of pills and vitamins sit atop her desk area.
CASS-E
“Here”
CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“Giblets.”
CUT TO CS OF GIBLETS.
Giblets lays unconscious on top of his desk.
CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“Oh yeah, the turkey. Moving on. L.P.”
L.P. is a 12″ vinyl record dressed like a witch from an old fairy tale. On either side of her sit HANSEL and GRETEL coloring in coloring books. Hansel and Gretel are made from 7″ vinyl records.
L.P.
“Here. This is the babysitter training class right?”
CUT TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“No. It’s traffic school.”
CUT TO CS OF L.P.
L.P.
“Uh-oh. But I promised these kids I’d take them to my candy house after taking a babysitting class.”
HANSEL AND GRETEL
(chanting) “Candy, candy, candy…”
CUT TO CS OF CASS-E
CASS-E
“Are those your kids?”
CUT TO HANSEL AND GRETEL
HANSEL
“She found us in the woods.”
GRETEL
“The birds ate our trail of breadcrumbs and we got lost. Then we found this nice lady.”
CUT TO CS OF CASS-E
CASS-E
“That sounds like kidnapping.”
CUT TO L.P.
L.P.
“Uhhh…”
CUT TO CS OF B-COP
B-COP
“I don’t like the sound of this.”
CUT TO MS OF ROOM
Everyone is staring at L.P. as she stammers. After a few moments, L.P. gets up and runs out of the classroom.
CUT TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“Okay. Moving on.
B-COP
“Aren’t we going to do something about that kidnapping? We are cops after all.”
D-COP
“No time. Too much to teach. Moving on. V-Hess.”
CUT TO CS OF V-HESS
V-Hess, a VHS cassette, wears a cut off jean jacket and hockey mask. His shirt and jacket is covered in horror film characters or images.
V-HESS
“Here. So when do we get to see the car crashes and the dead bodies?”
CUT TO CS OF GRETEL AND HANSEL
GRETEL
“Maybe we should get him to give us a ride home. He sounds like a bad boy.”
HANSEL
(chanting)”Bad boy! Bad Boy! Bad Boy!”
CUT TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“No, all of you. We are not watching videos of car crashes and little girl do not go home with him. Moving on…Jewelcase. Jewelcase?”
CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE
Jewelcase, a CD case wearing comically too large pastel colored glasses and a large boifant of white hair, sits at her desk. She is looking around the room.
CUT TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“Jewelcase.”
CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE
She stares around the room.
CUT BACK TO D-COP
D-COP
“Jewelcase. (louder) Jewelcase.”
CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE
She leans over towards B-Ray. B-Ray, a blu-ray disc, dressed in a light jacket. He has small puppets on the desk around him.
JEWELCASE
“I think they’re calling your name. You better say here before he gets mad. Wouldn’t want to start the first day on a bad note.”
B-RAY
“Uh, here.”
CUT BACK TO D-COP
D-COP
“Finally. Moving on…B-Ray.”
CUT TO MS OF BOTH JEWELCASE AND B-RAY
JEWELCASE
“Here.”
B-Ray turns in surprise and stares at Jewelcase before turning to one of his puppets, Mr. Puppet.
B-RAY
“Can you believe the nerve of some people?”
MR. PUPPET
(B-RAY DOING THE VOICE IN A BAD VENTRILOQUIST WAY) “I know. It’s enough to make you give up on talking to other people altogether.”
CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP
D-COP
“Clamshell.”
CUT TO CS OF CLAMSHELL
Clamshell, a videocassette case only wearing dark glasses and pants, responds.
CLAMSHELL
“Here. And can I say I think your right. You got that thing. Got that thing figured out and I want to figure it out. Then we’ll both have that thing. Two things. Two’s better than one. Want to be like you. Starting now. Right now. Gotta get the thing.”
CUT BACK TO D-COP
D-COP
“Ookkaayy. Now that we’re settled in let me explain about the class. You all are here because you are the worst of the worst drivers on the road. Real slime under my boot. But that’s gonna change. B-Cop is going to change you. I’m going to change you. We’re gonna push you guys like you’ve never been pushed before. Some of you are gonna wish I was dead. I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones.”
B-COP
“Are you quoting Mike Ditka from Kicking and Screaming”
D-COP
(pause)”Its a good film. It was number one in Sight & Sound’s 2012 poll of The GREATEST FILMS EVER MADE.”
B-COP
“That’s weird because I was actually part of that poll and I remember Vertigo being number one.”
D-COP
“Changing subjects, we have a lot of material, so lets get started.”
INSERT “21 HOURS LATER…” INTERSTITIAL CARD
D-COP
“And so that ends our first lesson, “What to do before driving your car.”
CUT TO LS OF ALL THE STUDENTS
ALL STUDENTS
(groan)
CUT TO CS OF V-HESS AND CASS-E
V-HESS
“I can’t take anymore of this guy. Meet me Saturday, we’re going to take care of him. Pass it on.”
CASS-E nods and walks off towards the other students. V-Hess exits stage-left. Cass-E exits stage right.
FADE OUT
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