The Two x Twos – week #4, or another week among the Arts

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Week three went by fairly well. Age of Adz really struck a chord, pardon the pun. Been feeling really stressed, confused, and anxious lately. It is more than the pandemic, though that is a large factor. Artistically, academically, socially, professionally and a thousand more ways feeling…hard to put into words. It is like feeling that I am moving too fast while also feeling I am not moving at all. Then when I put that album on, man, all that went away. Here was somebody else making art at a point in there life where they were feeling something similar. Then when it was over, I did the best thing I could do. I took a breath, said thank you to the world, and then hit play again.

The Two x Twos – Week #4 (The week of 05/15/2020)

Albums

  1. Aha Shake Heartbrake from Kings of Leon
  2. Bobby Byrne And His Orchestra – Vintage Dance Orchestras Nº50

Cinema

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. The Trotsky (2019)

Literature

  1. Airborn by Kenneth Oppel
  2. Big Night by Joseph Tropiano (I did not get to finish the book last week and would like to finish it.)

Comic Books

  1. Angel and the Ape #1
  2. Angel and the Ape #2 (These are from the Phil Foglio mini-series)

Video Games

  1. Resident Evil (PS1)
  2. Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets (3DS) (This game is 1/2 of the reason I bought a 3DS. Hope it is good.)

Up Late, Late at Night: Season 01, Episode 01, Acts I-II revised.

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Note that as Ophidia and I are working on this debate about whether 1985 or 1999 is the superior movie year disguised as a talking trash puppet show, she had a few issues with the rough script. I did a rewrite, asked for her feedback, then did another rewrite. Here is the end result. Enjoy. I am off to listen to The Undertones. 

———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

Act I & Act II

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:typehouse:>———–

———–ACT I————

FADE IN

EXT. THE TRASHIPELIGO ISLANDS, EVENING

LS OF A MODEL OF THE ISLAND.

Looking upon the garbage covered isles we hear the sounds of slumber and someone murmuring in his sleep.

CUT TO…

INT. THE TRASH HOLE. NIGHT

A large cavern in the base of the Trashipeligo Island’s dormant volcano, Mount Trashuvius finds T-RASH THE TRASH GOD sleeping. His large abstract mask-like face floats over a smoking pool of sludge and magma. Surrounding him are piles of trash. T-RASH’S eyes are dimmed as he sleeps trapped in a nightmare.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
(mumbles in sleep) “No… No.. No….”

PAN IN TO CS OF T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Don’t clean that…no. Trash is okay. We don’t need to organize. Clutter is better. Stop it. (Starts to shout in his sleep) STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.”

B-Max and D-Vid race in. B-Max enters from stage-left while D-Vid enters from stage-right. They run over to T-Rash.

B-MAX
“Wake up your disgustingness.”

D-VID
“You’re having a nightmare, your trashiness.”

T-RASH wakes up. His eyes fully light up as he escapes out of his nightmare.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“B-Max. D-Vid.”

B-MAX
“It’s okay now. You were just having another nightmare.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“It was awful. They were trying to clean the island. I couldn’t stop them. So much soap. Lemon scented everywheres.”

D-VID
“That sounds awful.”

B-MAX
“But it is all over. You are safe now. The Trashipeligo Islands are still a hot mess.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Oh thank goodness. (short pause) I don’t think I’ll be able to go back to sleep right away.

Turn on the TV. Let me watch some while I calm down.”

B-Max and D-Vid exit stage right.

CUT TO LS OF TV AREA

B-Max and D-VID enter from stage-left. B-Max turns on the TV but nothing happens.

B-MAX
“It’s not working.”

D-VID
“We could try hitting it till it is repaired.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Do that.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid and B-MAX start to hit the set. Nothing changes.

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Wait. Is it plugged in? Stop hitting it and check.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid crawls behind the TV.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“B-Max, go help D-Vid. You know he doesn’t know what he’s doing.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

B-Max crawls behind the TV.

D-VID
“The wires are all broken.”

B-MAX
“It’s a mess back here sir.”

D-VID
“I think our hitting it might have broken it more instead of repairing it more.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“You think.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-VID
“I guess we could try fixing it using whatever trash is nearby.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Good. Do that.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid and B-Max start to go through the trash behind the TV. We see trash being through up and away from behind the TV as they look through the piles of garbage.

D-VID
“I’ve got a bunch of soup cans and a bent coat hanger. You find anything?”

B-MAX
“Half a radio and a barrel of diet pills.”

D-VID
“Oh. We can use those. Bring them over.”

We hear CONSTRUCTION NOISES from behind the TV. B-Max pokes her head up from the back as she mounts the coat hanger like an antenna on top of the TV.

D-VID
“If I know anything at all about repairing televisions, I’d say we did it. Let’s plug it in.”

B-MAX
“The plug doesn’t fit in the outlet anymore.”

D-VID
“Maybe if we both push, it’ll go in.”

We hear the sound of D-Vid and B-Max GROANING and then a loud SPARK and a flash of light from behind the TV. The TV powers on with a weird glow.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Hey it’s working. It’s working guys.”

CUT TO TV SET

D-Vid and B-Max fail to come back from behind the TV set.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
(off-screen) “Guys, it’s working. You can come out. Hello. Hello.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Guess they left. Well more TV for me. Let’s see what’s on.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

PAN IN ON STATIC…

FADE OUT

———–ACT II————

FADE IN

INT. COP CAR. DAYTIME

MS OF INTERIOR OF A POLICE CAR.

D-COP, D-Vid dressed as a cop, sits behind the wheel driving, while B-COP, B-Max also dressed as a cop, sits in the passenger seat.

B-COP
“So then I wrestled that raccoon for the last pastry.”

D-COP
“Uh huh. Wait. Check out this turkey.”

B-COP
“Pull over.”

CUT TO

EXT. STREETER STREET. DAYTIME

MS OF GIBLETS

GIBLETS, a puppet made from a kid’s school project of turkey drawing made from tracing his/her hand, is walking down the street. He does need to have an old guitar strung across his back. We hear the sound of CAR DOORS SLAMMING SHUT.

PAN OUT TO LS SO AS TO INCLUDE GIBLETS ON RIGHT AND POLICE CAR ON LEFT.

D-Cop sits on the hood of the police car while B-Cop approaches Giblets.

GIBLETS
“Hello Officers.”

B-COP
“What do you think you’re doing walking down this street.”

GIBLETS
“Just soaking up the sunshine and the positive vibes.”

B-COP
“Are you getting smart? We’ll see about that.”

B-Cop grabs the guitar from off Giblets.

B-COP
“What are you doing with this old guitar.”

GIBLETS
“Old guitar? Why’d you call it an old guitar?”

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Maybe he’s smuggling stuffing.”

CUT BACK

B-COP
“You smuggling stuffing.”

GIBLETS
“Oh my gosh, it is an old guitar. It was new when I bought it. Has it been that long. No home. No wife. No kids.”

B-COP
“Wait.”

GIBLETS
“My youth, my time, I’ve squandered it. And what do I have to show for it.”
A spotlight clicks down on Giblets. The rest of the stage lighting dims

B-COP
(off-camera)”What’s going on.”

GIBLETS
“I could’a been a contender, I could of had love, could of had her…but who was looking out for me. Was it my brother. Was it her. STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!”

A loud THUNK and Giblets passes out. The stage lighting reverts back. D-Cop stands over an unconscious Giblets, with a police baton in hand.

D-COP
(to B-Cop) “And that is how you stop a turkey who’s had some bad gravy.”

The POLICE RADIO SQUAWKS. D-Cop walks over to the car and answers it. Meanwhile B-Cop drags the unconscious Giblets over to the car. D-Cop leans over, opens the driver door and leans in to answer the phone. B-Cop opens the rear passenger door and tries to tip Giblets inside.

D-COP
“Car 54 1/2 here. Over”

POLICE RADIO
(voice-over) “Sorry to spring this on you, but Judge Dee is not able to teach the driver’s education class. You’ve been reassigned. Report to Local College tonight. 6pm. Over”

D-COP
“Roger. We’ll be there. Over”

D-Cop hangs up the radio

D-COP
(dancing) “Yes. Yes.”

B-Cop slams the car door shut.

B-COP
“Why are you so happy?”

D-COP
“We’ve been reassigned to teach Judge Dee’s driver’s course.”

B-COP
“Ughhh, those classes are a pain, filled with weirdos. What’s so great about that.”

D-COP
“Guess you could say I have a case of puppy love… for the class. Puppy love for the class.”

B-COP
“Whatever.”

They get into the car.

CUT TO MS OF CAR INTERIOR

D-COP
“Oh, can we stop at the pet store. My doctor recommended I eat more dog food.”

B-COP
“What. You sure he’s a doctor cause that does not sound like something a doctor would say.”

D-COP
“Well he did have a stethoscope and accepted my insurance.”

B-COP
“Whatever. Lets just get going. This day just keeps getting worse.”

D-COP
“Oh, don’t be sad. I’ll share some of the dog food with you.”

FADE OUT

 

The Two x Twos week 3, or a life lived among the Art

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Time for the next batch of art to fill my life with…well hopefully joy and gratitude. The shelter-in-place has been rough. My mood is up and down and I do not like it. Maybe things will get get better. I made a small tweak to format starting this week. Instead of two works I already own, I am going to do one work I already own plus one work from The Great Works List. There is some kind of magic that occurs in my life as I work through that crazy list.  Could use some more magic in my life now. Definitely.

The Two x Twos week 3

Albums

  1. The Age of Adz from Sufjan Stevens
  2. Vintage Dance Orchestras Nº47 from Bobby Byrne And His Orchestra

Cinema

  1. Babe (1995)
  2. Columbus (2017)

Literature

  1. The Call of the Wild by Jack London
  2. Big Night by Joseph Tropiano (excited for this one!)

Comic Books

  1. The Astonishing Wolf-Man Vol 1
  2. By Night Vol 1 (The whole series is only 12 issues, so might read whole thing if I like it.)

Video Games

  1. Tomba! (PS1)
  2. 1Xtreme (PS1) (I don’t know about this one.)

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Four

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Four

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

 

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-04. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A disc of wood sits surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares in a cavernous room. The light cast by spindly metallic lamps barely reaches out beyond the center of the unroom. A lone occupant, THE OUTER ONE, sits on one of the darker grey carpet squares observing the nearest lamp.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE LOOKING AT A METALLIC LAMP AT THE END OF THEIR ROW OF CARPET SQUARES.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING rings out from the wooden disc.

THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE TURNS TO LOOK AT THE WOODEN DISC.

Unseen lamps over the wooden disc flip on illuminating THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE mid-disc.

PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN ON THE MID-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The curtains part and the stage lights turn on, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MID-DAY

Open on THOMAS TYPEWRITER sitting at his desk in the center of the stage. The lamp, to one side, illuminates the nearby wastebasket, desk, and typewriter. Thomas’ fingers feverishly move over the keys as his head bobs to the music from his headphones.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(voice-over) “Fade in from black. EXTERIOR SHOT – A realm outside time and space. Multiple colors dance across the screen in a kaleidoscopic intensity. Far shot of the Space Egg hurtling through this higher realm, chromatic waves left in its wake. Cut to medium shot of the SPACE EGG, allowing us to see the high speeds compressing and stretching its form. Cut to INTERIOR OF SPACE EGG. The INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a padded futuristic style astronaut’s chair. In front of him rests a curved console and curved view screen.”

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. IT MOVES UP OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS BEHIND. IT CONTINUES UPWARD ALONG THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TILL REACHING THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP. THE CAMERA STOPS ONCE HIGH-STAGE IS PROPERLY FRAMED.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s Door opens and out walks Y-Mouse. He is dressed in an evening robe and carrying a newspaper under one arm, a cup of coffee in the other.

Y-MOUSE
“When monsters attack, every commute becomes rush hour. (takes a sip of coffee. Rereads the line back to himself.) When monsters attack every commute becomes rush hour. (makes a sour face) Ohh that is awful. Just awful. (looks into the camera) Give me one moment will you. (Looks down into the High-stage) Writer’s Room please.”

A HELPING HAND emerges from the stage and picks up Y-Mouse. It carries him off-stage.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO THE WRITER’S ROOM
CUT TO

INT. THE WRITER’S ROOM

A large room similar to a college lecture hall, the writers room is four rows of tables and chairs flanked by stairs on either side. Each row is a long table where the writers sit. Stairs run along the stage-left and stage-right side. The bottom row is shorter than the other three rows, to allow room for a door on the stage-left and a motivational poster on the stage-right. The poster reads: A Happy Writer is a Writer with a Deathline.

Seated in the rows are THE ALPHABET MICE, the writers responsible for the dialogue Y-Mouse reads. Sitting in the top row is A-MOUSE, B-MOUSE, D-MOUSE, E-MOUSE, F-MOUSE, G-MOUSE, H-MOUSE, and I-MOUSE. Sitting in the second row is J-MOUSE, C-MOUSE and K-MOUSE sharing a typewriter, M-MOUSE, N-MOUSE, O-MOUSE, and P-MOUSE. The third rows finds an empty chair then R-MOUSE, S-MOUSE, T-MOUSE, Q-MOUSE sharing notes with U-MOUSE, V-MOUSE, and lastly W-MOUSE. The bottom row finds X-MOUSE busily writing, an empty desk, and then Z-MOUSE asleep at his desk.

Every writer, has a typewriter and cup of coffee, except C-Mouse, P-Mouse, T-Mouse, and W-Mouse. P-Mouse prefers pen and paper to typewriters. T-Mouse prefers tea to coffee. C-Mouse prefers cola to coffee. W-Mouse prefers water.

As we join the Alphabet Mice, the room is filled with a cacophony of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING and VOICES MURMURING. A-Mouse stands and knocks his coffee cup on the desk. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKS. Everyone quiets and looks his way.

A-MOUSE
(pulling out the paper in her typewriter to read) “Okay Okay how about this. Y-Mouse comes out and says “Sometimes when somebody says that’s the way I found it, that is the way they found it.”

Everyone boos and throws wadded pieces of paper at her. P-Mouse stands and knocks his coffee mug. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKS. Everyone quiets down and turns his way.

P-MOUSE
“How about this. Y-Mouse comes out and says “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the best of traffic. It was the worst of traffic.”

Everyone boos and throws waded paper at him. X-Mouse stands and KNOCKS, KNOCKS, KNOCKS his coffee cup drawing everyone’s attention.

X-MOUSE
“What about this: Moving through our lives, we believe we grow older, grow wiser, and grow kinder, but what hidden hurts, what buried frustrations, lurk like monsters in the dark waiting for the moment to strike again.”

Everyone nods their heads and murmurs approval. The Helping Hand carrying Y-Mouse emerges from the ceiling lowering Y-Mouse to the floor. It lets go and retreats off screen.

Y-MOUSE
“Guys what are you doing? That last script was horrible.”

B-MOUSE
“Sorry. We know. We’ve been working on a replacement.”

X-MOUSE
“What do you think of this?”

He hands his dialogue to Y-Mouse. He reads it and nods his head.

Y-MOUSE
“Not perfect, a little akward but definitely shows promise. Put a little more polish on it and I think we’ve got something here. Send it up to my apartment when finished.”

THE ALPHABET MICE (EXCEPT Z-MOUSE)
“Will do.”

Y-Mouse snaps his fingers and the Helping Hand returns. It picks him up and carries him off-stage. The Alphabet Mice return to typing.

TRANSITION FROM THE WRITER’S ROOM TO THE HIGH-STAGE
CUT TO

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s Door opens and out walks Y-Mouse.

Y-MOUSE
“We grow older. We mature. We believe that our kindnesses, our loves, our experiences have made us a better person. But what hidden hurts, what discarded disappointments, lurk like monsters in our shadows.”

Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s Door which closes behind him. The curtains part, and the stage lights turn on with the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING ON, revealing…

THE HIGH-STAGE: EXT. THE INNER HIGHWAY SECTION 4, DAYTIME

An elevated section of concrete and steel, Inner Highway Section 4 is filled with cars. Seed-like glide ships, horse-headed hot-rods, buccaneer balloons, and wind-up wagons are waiting for GRAND DAYPASS JONES, mostly bio-goblin, to turn his sign from STOP to GO. Behind, him the construction crew works on trimming the tree tops. A large robotic Mecha-crane lifts DENSITY DOUBLEDIP, mostly clockwork elf, up to trim the branches, while FORNAXITE SEAHAVEN, Administrator, supervises from the ground.

As the tree limbs are cut, we can see the driver of the horse-headed hot-rod, KRINKLE CANDYWRAPPER, becoming agitated. His anger grows and grows till he explodes. Literally explodes in light and JET TURBINE ROARING. Everyone pauses and turns towards the noise and light. The light and noise fade leaving behind THE FYRE GIANT in the place of Krinkle Candywrapper and his horse-headed hot-rod. Head ablaze, clothed in smoldering metal, he runs towards the construction crew.
The construction workers yell and run away. The other drivers follow suit driving away. A rainbow descends from the sky, stage-left, bringing COLORI PASTELLI into the scene. A humanoid box of crayons, he currently has red, blue, yellow, green, orange, purple, white, and black stripes. The grey stripe is missing, instead replaced with yellow. COLORI is holding his four faithful hounds: BRAWN, BRAINS, BEAUTY, and BONGO. The hounds hop away and bark at the monster drawing his attention. The monster grips his ears in pain. He picks up the Mecha-crane and and throws it at them.

SWITCH TO SLOW-MOTION…

Colori Pastelli holds up his hands, shining green, and shimmers and then ROSSO COLORI is standing next to him. The red stripe on Colori has turned yellow. Rosso leaps at the flying car. He kicks it away, knocking it into The Fyre Giant’s head. It flies off-stage stage-right as The Fyre Giant falls down. He bounces off the ground with a THUNDEROUS THUD. Rosso Colori lands on his chest.

SWITCH OUT OF SLOW-MOTION, AND BACK TO REGULAR SPEED

COLORI PASTELLI
“Hounds, take this monster to the Forgiving Place. I’ll be along shortly.”

Brains, Brawn, and Beauty grab the Fyre Giant’s feet and drag the monster stage-left and off-stage. Bongo ignores them currently being distracted by a butterfly that flew out of some grasses nearby.Colori and Rosso shimmer, leaving only Colori on the stage. His red stripe has returned.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Bongo.”

BONGO
(snapping out of daze and looking around)”Oh…yeah, sorry.”

Bongo exits stage-left. OTHO MERCUTIAN, a coyote man wearing a plaid suit and thick glasses enters from stage-right. Colori notices him and waves.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Didn’t expect to see you here.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“I wanted to talk, so I followed the trail of destruction.”

COLORI PASTELLI
“True. I do leave my mark wherever I go. So, What brings you out of Universitytown.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“My son is in trouble.”

Colori’s face grows serious.

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Can you help?”

COLORI PASTELLI
“I’ll try.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Good. To the Music Hall.”

He grabs hold of Otho’s shoulder and they exit the stage in a rainbow. The High-stage curtains start to close while the stage-lights turn off to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO LOW-STAGE ALONG THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS.
THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD FROM THE HIGH-STAGE. IT MOVES ONTO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, FOLLOWING IT DOWN TO THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS. IT SLIDES OVER THE TOPS SETTLING PROPERLY FRAMING MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO MID-DAY

Thomas Typewriter continues typing at his desk.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(narration) “Cut to INTERIOR OF SPACE EGG. The INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a padded futuristic style astronaut’s chair. In front of him rests a curved console and curved view screen. Various sized glowing hexagonal buttons are spaced around the input/output screen on the console. The curved view screen displays a vast swirling colorscape only made more abstract by the Space Egg’s velocity. “

The PHONE RINGS, startling Thomas. He stops typing and picks up the phone checking to see who could be calling him. Seeing it is Ophidia Operahouse, he smiles deeply. Thomas slides his headphones off and answers the phone.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Hi, no you didn’t wake me? Sure, I can talk. For you I’d make time. Just writing. Might be onto something. Don’t know. The ideas are so slippery lately. (pause as he listens) Maybe I do need to get out, but I’d rather stay in. Stay in with you. (pause) Sure I could do that. I love to cook. I’ll cook you dinner. (pause) You will. Awesome. (stands and starts to walk off-stage) So how’s your day going?”

The stage-lights turn off, with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF, and the curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Two by Twos #1 (week of 4/24/2020)

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This Week – 4/24/2020

  1. ALBUMS
    1. Bob Schneider’s Lovely Creatures
    2. Bob Seger’s Nine Tonight
  2. CINEMA
    1. Good Will Hunting (1997)
    2. Thunderpants (2002)
  3. COMIC BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
    1. ABC Comics A to Z: Greyshirt & Cobweb
    2. ABC Comics A to Z: Terra Obscura & Splash Brannigan
  4. LITERATURE
    1. 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson
    2. 1632 by Eric Flint
  5. VIDEO GAMES
    1. Tomba! for the PSX
    2. Bezerk for the Atari 2600

I am going to give each a try and see what I think. If they are really good, I might keep them on for another week. If not, then I’ll try some others.

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Three script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Three

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-03. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A wooden disc sits center in the Unroom surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares, like an island in an ocean of drabness. Patiently, THE OUTER ONE waits on one of the grey carpet squares. Metallic spindly floor lamps stand off to the edges barely illuminating.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING rings out from the shadows cloaking the wooden disc.
THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE TURNS TO LOOK AT THE WOODEN DISC.
Unseen lamps over the wooden disc flip on illuminating THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE now sitting mid-disc.
PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN ON THE MID-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The curtains part and the stage lights click on with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MORNING

A desk sits in the center of the stage. On the desk sits a typewriter and a ream of paper. A lamp and wastebasket sit on either side of the desk. A bookcase, covered in houseplants, sits off to stage-left. An ALARM can be heard from off-stage. It buzzes a few moments then stops. The sound of a DOOR OPENING and then FOOTSTEPS catch our attention. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters from stage-right. Still dressed for bed, Thomas groggily walks across the stage exiting stage-left. From off-stage we hear A DOOR OPENING followed by WATER FLOWING INTO A TOILET. The FLUSH is softer than expected, in contrast to the resonant thunder of water from THE SHOWER.

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. MOVING OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS PEEKS INTO VIEW. THE CAMERA FOLLOWS ALONG UPWARDS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. THE CAMERA CONTINUES PANNING UPWARD TILL REACHING THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. IT STOPS ONCE PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s door opens. Y-Mouse emerges.

Y-MOUSE
“In the Fifth Hill, where the twining paths of truth and lies crosses paths wrapped in constellations, where starlight shines on maybes, sits a man. A man of many places and many ways.”

Y-Mouse turns towards the stage and watches the curtains part and the stage-lights turn on, to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING ON, revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: EXT. UNIVERSITYTOWN STREET CORNER, AFTERNOON

A street runs across the stage with a humble brick building emerging from the stage-right side. OTHO MERCUTIAN, a fox-like man in a plaid suit and thick glasses, sits on the sidewalk in front of the building. He strums his boxy guitar. The case sits open nearby waiting for a spare coin. A green trolley from the DNTA, or The Double Nine Transit Authority, passes across the stage from stage-left to stage-right.

Y-Mouse turns towards Otho and throws a coin into the case. Otho nods a thank-you. Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s door which closes behind him. Otho Mercutian returns to playing. Like a wave, he transitions from playing softly to playing loudly back to softly and repeating.

Stopping for a break, he places his guitar on the sidewalk. Otho sips from his nearby cup. He takes out a handkerchief and wipes off his head. He looks up to the sky. The guitar bounces once, twice, thrice. Unseen fingers play a frantic melody. A concerned frown slides across the vulpine face of Otho Mercutian as he listens to the tune. He picks up his guitar placing his hand over the strings. They stop vibrating. Sliding the guitar on, he starts to play and sing.

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Hush Hush little baby, don’t you cry.
Daddy’s heard you loud and clear.
Daddy knows your a crying.
Daddy knows your a scared.
Daddy’s soon going to be there.”

A robotic Mecha-crane crashes in from stage-left, interrupting the song. It lands in front of the building before skidding off stage stage-right. Otho stands stage-left, guitar and possessions packed up, looking at the Mecha-crane off-stage. He turns and exits stage-left. The stage-lights turn of to the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF. The lights in the building turn on in response, and the curtains close.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA UNLOCKS FROM FRAMING HIGH-STAGE AND PANS DOWNWARD. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS DOWN TO THE MID-STAGE SETS. IT MOVES OVER THE SET TOPS AND PANS DOWN LOCKING IN ON MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: INT. THOMAS TYPEWRITER’S STUDIO, MORNING

Thomas enters stage-left wrapped in a towel. He walks across the stage exiting stage-right. A short moment later he reenters dressed. Walking over to the desk, he sits down. He loads a sheet of paper into the typewriter. Smiling, he reaches into the desk and pulls out his headphones and music player. He puts on the headphones and plugs them in.

INSERT CS OF THE HEADPHONE JACK PLUGGING IN FOLLOWED BY A CS OF THOMAS PRESSING PLAY.

Thomas starts to bop his head.

AFTER A MOMENT INSERT A LONG SHOT OF THE SPACE EGG FLYING THROUGH THE MULTI-COLORED REALMS OF HIGHER SPACE.

Raising his fingers, Thomas feverishly types.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
(narration) “Fade in from black. EXTERIOR SHOT – A realm outside time and space. Kaleidoscopic colors dance across the screen.”

The stage lights turn of to the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF. The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING continues as the Mid-stage curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Two script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Two

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-02. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

In the large cavernous space of the Unroom, THE OUTER ONE sits on one of many grey carpet squares lost in thought. The carpet squares radiate out from a wooden disc in the center of the unroom. Spindly metal lamps stand at the ends of the rows of carpets barely able to illuminate the room. The carpet squares bathe in light while the wooden disc swims in shadows.

THE CAMERA IS THE POV OF THE OUTER ONE LOOKING AT THE CARPET SQUARE THEY ARE SITTING ON.

The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICKING AND CLACKING drifts in from off-screen.

THE CAMERA TILTS UP AS THE OUTER ONE SHIFTS THEIR GAZE FROM THE CARPET SQUARES TO THE WOODEN DISC.

The wooden disc sits empty in the dark. Unseen lamps flip on. THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE manifests in the newly cast light splashing across the wooden disc.

PAN IN TOWARDS THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
PAN IN ON MID-STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Mid-Stage sits silent and still. Once the camera properly frames Mid-stage the curtains part. The stage-lights turn on with the sound of a LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THE SLICE-O-PIE RESTAURANT

Three restaurant style booths run across the stage. Various sized photos of pies and fruits, all ornately framed, hang on the wall above the booths. A small framed photo of a rabbit next to a rock sits off to the stage left. Over on the stage right hangs a small framed photo of a still from the Patterson Bigfoot footage.

The center booth is the only booth currently occupied, though the MURMUR OF A CROWD can be heard. Sitting in the booth are THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING, THE LADY, THE LANCE, and THE LOCH. Thomas is looking at the menu, while the Lance and the Lady are looking around the restaurant. The Loch is sniffing the salt and pepper shakers.

THE LADY
“Busy night.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Yup.”

THE LANCE
“More than yup. A full night indeed. I mean look at all these gorgeous ladies. Sure working up my appetite, if you catch my drift.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Yeah right. Can we just eat dinner tonight. No woman here is interested in talking to us.”

THE LANCE
“Not with your head buried in that menu.”

The Loch sneezes from sniffing the pepper. Thomas leans over and puts his hand over the salt and pepper shaker in the Loch’s paws. Thomas shakes his head. The Loch sets them down. Thomas returns to his menu while the Loch reads over his shoulder.

THE LADY
“None of that Lance, you leave him alone.”

THE LANCE
“Why are you always defending him. You know as well as me if he just tried he’s succeed. He’s a good looking guy and he’s wasting it. Wasting his chances, no our chances. I’m tired of waiting on the sidelines.”

The Lance looks off stage-right and raises his hand waving to someone off-stage. A come here kind of wave. When he does this, Thomas does the same exact motion. Thomas merely looks up from his menu and frowns. The Loch reaches over and puts his paw on the Lance’s chest then shakes his head no. The Lance puts his hand down. Thomas is then able to lower his hand.

THE LADY
(glaring at the Lance) “We agreed we were not going to do that unless it was an emergency.”

THE LANCE
“Whatever.”

The Lance sinks into his seat pouting. THE WAITRESS enters from stage-right.

THE WAITRESS
(to Thomas) “Are we ready to order.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Sure thing. I’ll have a Crispy Bird Special, a bowl of Mickey-Stronney soup and a Squirrelly Temple.”

THE WAITRESS
(playfully) “Someone’s got a big appetite tonight.”

THE LANCE
“Ohhh…she’s hitting on you. Don’t blow it.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(acting shy) “Maybe.”

The Waitress writes down the order and leaves.

THE LADY
“Why didn’t you talk more to her?”

Thomas shrugs. They fall into an awkward silence. The Waitress reemerges bringing a Squirrelly Temple soda and a bowl of soup. She sets them down on the table.

THE WAITRESS
“Here you go, and your Crispy Bird will be ready soon. Anything else I can get you right now.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“No thank you, we’re good.”

The Waitress makes a funny face then leaves. Thomas takes a sip of his soda.

THE LADY
(reaches over and takes hold of his hand)”Thomas we need to talk.”

Thomas immediately stops sipping.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Okay.”

THE LADY
“We will be leaving.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Really? But I haven’t even got my order yet.”

The Lance and the Loch reach over putting their hand and paw on top of The Lady’s.

THE LANCE
“No, Thomas. We’re leaving. Us. (gestures to The Lady, The Loch and himself) We’re going away.”

Thomas looks at all of them. Each nods yes.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Oh.”

THE LADY
(starting to cry) “We’ll miss you and maybe you’ll miss us, but the cracks in you that made us are healing. You don’t need us anymore.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“When.”

THE LANCE
(looks at watch)”Judging from the speed of service tonight, when the Crispy Bird arrives.”

TRANSITION FROM THE MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD, UP OVER THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS. IT CONTINUES PANNING FOLLOWING THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN. THE CAMERA SLOWS AND STOPS ONCE PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The High-stage curtains sit closed. A small shudder moves across the curtain preceding their parting. The High-stage stage-lights turn on with the sound of a COMPUTER BOOTING ON revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: EXT. THE MULTI-COLORED HIGHER PLANES OF REALITY

The stage is filled with a backdrop of swirling colors. From stage-left enters a miniature of THE SPACE EGG. It is rapidly flying across the stage leaving chromatic waves trailing in its wake. When it reaches mid-stage, there is a LOUD THUNDEROUS CLAP and the Space Egg flies even faster, exiting stage-left. The curtains close and then reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. THE SPACE EGG

THE INNER-SPACE MAN sits in a sleek astronaut’s chair. In front of him sits a curved console and curved view screen. The console has a center monitor in the shape of a circle bisected by a long rectangle. This is the Space Egg’s text display. All of the Space Egg’s dialogue will scroll across the text display at the same time as it is heard by the Inner-Space Man and audience.  Around the text display sit various sized hexagonal buttons. The view screen sits on a curved wall coming off the console. It bears the same circle bisected by a rectangle design, only much larger. It is currently displaying the many colors of the Higher Planes of Reality outside the ship. Given the ship’s current speeds, the colors are blurring together

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Status Update.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Current speed exceeds the Speed of Thought. We have broken through the Reality Barrier.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Tip top. The infinite canvas of what could and what was spreads out before us.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Since we have exceeded three-dimensionality shouldn’t you use more than two metrics in describing our current options.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Excellent point my friend. Or should I say egg-scellent point.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe don’t.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Noted. Now lets see…what did and what didn’t spreads out before us. Where to first?” (pulls out travel brochures from a storage compartment under his chair, though if you wanted to have him grab the brochures from a glove box in the Space Egg’s console that is fine as well.) “Do we sail the salt-spired Oceans of Tears? Navigate the Streams of Thought? Watch the sun set on an Era? Explore the hidden tombs of the Food Pyramid?”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe it’s my programming but I sure love myself a salt spire, so I vote Ocean of Tears.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Fantastic choice. Says in this brochure that its far shores have the best Halls of Memories of any higher dimensional space.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Now we have to go. Put in the coordinates.”

The Inner-Space Man enters the coordinates. He makes BEEP BEEP BOOP sounds as he presses the buttons on the console.

THE SPACE EGG
“New route entered. Rerouting. Rerouting. Rerouting. Route set. Oceans of Tears here we come.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Maybe some travel tunes?”

THE SPACE EGG
“You know it!”

The Inner-Space Man presses a button. At that exact same moment the High-stage stage lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER BOOTING OFF. The curtains close.

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
(voice over. It slows down and drawls out as it goes)”What just happened?”

TRANSITION FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD. FROM THE HIGH-STAGE IT MOVES TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS CONTINUING ON DOWNWARD. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS TO THE MID-STAGE, STOPPING ONCE IT IS FRAMED PROPERLY.

MID-STAGE: INT. THE SLICE-O-PIE RESTAURANT

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING is sitting at the center booth with THE LANCE, THE LADY and THE LOCH. THE WAITRESS enters with the food and sets it down on the table. She looks at his sad face and feels for him.

THE LANCE
“Speak of the devil.”

THE WAITRESS
“Oh don’t be so sad looking. Maybe a slice of pie before you go. Always cheers me up.”

Thomas looks up at the waitress. He studies her a moment, letting her words sink in.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
“Maybe one slice before we go.”

THE WAITRESS
“Great, I’ll be back in a little bit to find out what kind you’d like.”

Thomas nods. He turns and looks at the Lady, the Lance, and the Loch one last time before they leave. The Lady gets up first, walks around to Thomas and hugs him before exiting stage-left. The Lance follows next, hugging Thomas and then exiting. Finally the Loch gets up, bear hugs Thomas, then exits. Thomas sets down his fork, puts his head in his hands. He wipes his eyes with his napkin. The Waitress reenters from stage-right with a pie menu. She walks it over to Thomas

THE WAITRESS
“Do you know what you want, or do you need a moment.”

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(avoiding eye contact with the Waitress) “A moment. If possible.”

THE WAITRESS
“Don’t worry about it Hon. Take your time, you’ll figure out what you want eventually.”

The Waitress exits stage-right.

THOMAS TWENTYSOMETHING
(to self)”Will I?”

The Mid-stage stage lights turn of with the sound of a LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF as the curtains close.

FADE OUT