The Two x Twos Episode 7 (June 22nd, 2020)

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PREVIOUSLY IN EPISODE 6

Episode 6 had a few surprises. Ocean Waves and All Systems Red were great. Something I was thinking about was time and connection. Like how events in our lives may be in different points in our lifespan but sometimes a connection occurs. In my head, I visualize this connection like a long ribbon of sunlight and at each end of the ribbon are the two connected moments. The ribbon spreads through time shifting and twisting so that I now feel as if these two moments are one moment, right now. Distance is an illusion. 

Watching Ocean Waves was one of these moments. 

As I watched it, and loved it, I started to think about when the film was made. It was produced and aired in Japan in 1993. Why didn’t I see this movie in 1993? I wouldn’t because it takes time to translate and travel overseas. So maybe I could have seen it in 1994 or 1995. Then it happens…two moments meet. I remembered that I first saw Metropolitan in 1994 one late evening on Channel 11 WTTW (Chicago PBS station). What I felt watching Ocean Waves were the same feelings I felt watching Metropolitan the first time. Wow.

THE TWO X TWOS EPISODE 7 (06/22/2020)

Albums

  1. Aja from Steely Dan
  2. Playlist: The Very Best of 311 from 311

Cinema

  1. Akira (1988)
  2. You Might Be The Killer (2019)

Literature

  1. All’s Well That Ends Well by William Shakespeare
  2. Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglas by Frederick Douglas

Comic Books/Graphic Novels

  1. Astro City Vol. 01: Life in the Big City
  2. Astro City Vol. 02: Confession

Video Games

  1. 80’s Overdrive (Nintendo 3DS)
  2. Crusader of Centy (Sega Genesis)

One last thing I should mention is that doing the Two x Twos on a weekly basis feels too rushed. I would like to have a little more time to spend exploring each work. Starting today, the Two x Twos will be bi-weekly.

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Six script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Six

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-06. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A vast cavern of a room, with unseen corners, the Unroom Not.Seven has near its center a wooden disc surrounded by rows of grey carpet squares. From the ends of each row of carpet squares, spindly metallic lamps cast a dim light. The unroom’s lone occupant, THE OUTER ONE, sits on one of the squares spinning a golden coin.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE

The coin spins, solidity turning to ethereal turning back to solidity. As the coin slows we can see it has a simple abstract carving of an anvil on one side and a hammer on the other. They pick up the coin and spin it again.

TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLICK CLACK.

The Outer One stops the spinning coin and looks towards the wooden disc.

POV OF OUTER ONE LOOKING AT THE WOODEN DISC

The disc is empty initially but unseen lamps burst to life over the wooden disc revealing THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE sitting mid-disc.

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TRYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN TOWARDS THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE
TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

ADD AN UPWARD MOVEMENT TO THE PAN IN TO MOVE THE CAMERA TO THE HIGH-STAGE AREA OF THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

As the camera nears the stage, the main curtains open revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

GRIGIO COLORI enters from stage-left. He walks about a quarter of the way across the stage then SNAPS his fingers. The High-Stage curtains part revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. ORFE.O SPARKSHIP’S COMMUNICATION CENTER

The sparkship Orfe.O’s communication center or observation deck, is a room arraigned like an amphitheater with a giant view screen across the back. On the screen is the ship’s AI ORFEO, rendered in a wireframe animation style.

The Orfe.O’s crew of nine females, each dressed in virtual reality gear, stand in an arc in front of the viewscreen facing the audience. Each bears a name tag with not a name, but her title and rank within the ship. From stage-left to stage-right stands VR-1, VR-2, VR-3, VR-4, VR-5, VR-6, VR-7, VR-8 and VR-9. (note: They would pronounce it as Very One, Very Two, Very Three…) All nine wear the same basic style of VR gear, with helmet, visor and gloves wired to long cords running off stage. Each has added her own individual decoration to personalize her gear. VR-1 has a writing pad sticker on her VR helmet. VR-2 has a scroll and quill sticker on her VR gear. VR-3 has a sticker of a flute. VR-4’s VR gear is decorated with roses. VR-5 has stickers of boots on her VR gear. VR-6’s VR gear bears no decoration. VR-7’s VR gear has a sticker of the silhouette of a ballerina. VR-8’s VR gear has a joker playing card taped onto it. Stars cover VR-9’s VR gear.
Each is busy working at her virtual reality work station. Though they can see their workstations, we cannot. To us it will appear as if they are pantomiming navigating the sparkship and running its systems.

ORFE.O
“Minimal structural damage. Orchestra Pit recommends a sixty degree declination to avoid any further structural damage.” (notices Grigio) “Hey, what are you doing here?”

Grigio SNAPS his fingers and the High-Stage curtains close. He moves to the center of the stage and SNAPS his fingers again. The High-stage curtains reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. DIDO+AENEAS SPARKSHIP’S OPERATIONS ROOM

The Dido+Aeneas Operations room has the appearance of two different rooms stuck together. The stage-left side, or the AI DIDO’s side of the stage, is decorated in silver and chrome with a large viewscreen at an angle to the stage-front. The viewscreen fills half the stage. DIDO’s face can be seen in the viewscreen. The other side of the stage belongs to the ship’s other AI AENEAS. It is decorated in hues of gold and bronze. A large viewscreen fills half the stage at a complementary angle to Dido’s viewscreen. AENEAS’s face can be seen in this viewscreen. The two viewscreens are angled such as to form a v, with the stage-left and stage-right sides being closest to the stage front and the center, or where they meet, recessed back.
Two robots, the DIDO-BOT and the AEN-BOT, dance a slow waltz across the triangular area between the viewscreens. The Dido-bot is chrome in color wearing a golden dress with silvery accents. The AEN-BOT is golden in color but wearing a silvery suit accented with bronze. THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ BY JOHANN STRAUSS II PLAYS as the robots dance.

DIDO
(regular voice) “Oh I remember this song. We danced to it at our wedding.” (more mechanical voice) “Energy spikes detected. Orchestra Pit recommends rerouting.”(regular voice) “How long has it been Aeneas.”

AENEAS
(mechanical voice) “Rerouting orbit.” (normal voice) “The uplifted heart collects no calendars my love.”

The Dido-Bot and Aen-bot dance while Grigio walks across the stage. He mistimes stepping around and they bump into each other. The robots stop.

DIDO
(normal voice) “Who’s that?” (mechanical voice) “Reroute vectors assigned.”

AENEAS
(mechanical voice) “Compensating fuel ratios” (regular voice) “Oh it does appear to be one of Colori’s many faces. What did it call itself. Help me out sweetheart. Not the rage, not the soothing, the individualist.”

DIDO
(normal voice) “Grigio dear.”

AENEAS
(normal voice) “Grigio. Yes that’s it.”

GRIGIO COLORI
“Hi. Sorry about disturbing your dance.”

DIDO
(mechanical voice) “Acceleration within acceptable parameters.” (normal voice) “Apology accepted. What grand adventure brings you to our love nest. Something heroic I hope.”

GRIGIO
“I’m on my way to the Carro.”

AENEAS
(normal voice) “Well good luck then.” (mechanical voice) “Sub-deck electronics within acceptable parameters.”

The Dido-bot and Aen-bot resume dancing. Grigio SNAPS his fingers and the curtain closes. He walks a little ways and SNAPS again. The High-stage curtains reopen revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. JULIAN-3 SPARKSHIP COMMAND DECK

Two rows of terminals run across the stage, with the back row raised higher than the front. Each terminal, except one, is manned by a holographic projection of the ship’s AI JULIAN THREE. The unmanned terminal is broken. Its burned and cracked with wires spilling out.

JULIAN 3.0
“Hull intergity 85%.”

JULIAN 3.1
“We have successfully emerged from the storm.”

JULIAN 3.4
“Redirect all sensors to surrounding space. Danger may still be afoot.”

JULIAN 3.6
“Ship systems have sustained damage. 65% efficiency.”

JULIAN 3.14
“Not to mention Julian 3.15 getting stabbed multiple times by the lightning strikes. Talk about a highly charged situation.”

Grigio laughs at his joke and hi-fives Julian 3.14. All the Julians look at them. Grigio snaps his fingers and the curtains close. Grigio exits stage-right.

TRANSITION FROM HIGH-STAGE TO MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD. IT MOVES OFF FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS BENEATH. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS DOWNWARD TO THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, GLIDING OVER THEM TO FINALLY SETTLE PROPERLY FRAMING MID-STAGE.

The Mid-Stage curtains are open and the stage lights are on when we join the scene revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY SECOND FLOOR, AFTERNOON

An entrance way and large window stand to the stage-left while a small table and bookshelves stand to the stage-right. Signs hang over the entrance way denoting “Non-fiction” and “Fiction” stage-right while “Checkout” is stage-left and downstairs. The small table has a series of books on display. A sign on the table reads “Staff Picks”.
On the floor next to the staff picks we find THOMAS TYPEWRITER sitting on the floor reading “Latchkey Kids of Randomness” by Jonathan J. Wheelwright. He reads in silence for a few moments before THE LIBRARY AIDE enters from stage-right. Pushing a rolling cart filled with books to reshelve, the Library Aide spots Thomas and moves closer.

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Excuse me sir.”

Thomas marks his place in the book and then looks up.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Yes.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Is everything alright.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Yes. Sorry, this book drew me in. Lost track of time.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Oh, that’s fine. It happens more times than you’d believe.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Do you know what time it is.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
(looking at watch) “3pm.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Oh boy, I am going to be late. Do you know where the cooking books are?”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“Real close. Head straight back three rows. On your left.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Thanks.”

THE LIBRARY AIDE
“No problem.”

Thomas walks off stage right bringing the book with him.

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA UNCOUPLES FROM MID-STAGE AND GLIDES UPWARD. IT PANS UPWARD PAST THE TOPS OF THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, CONTINUING UPWARD TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT THE TOP OF THE CURTAIN. IT SLOWS AND STOPS WHEN PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: INT. SPACE EGG

THE INNER-SPACE MAN sits at the console stuck, frozen about to push a button. The lights in the the console and the viewscreen cycle through levels of dimness.

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
(through gritted teeth) “What’s happening. I’m stuck.”

THE SPACE EGG
(distorted) “Me too.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“Did Biff stop pretending before finishing our story?”

THE SPACE EGG
“Looks like he did. Guess we’re stuck till he returns to pretending our story.”

The Inner-Space Man tries to move, struggles, but can not budge. He exhales in exhaustion and frustration.

THE INNER-SPACE MAM
“Is this to be our fate my ovoid friend. To exist, to know and feel, but to never truly live unless bound within the margins of a child’s playtime.”

THE SPACE EGG
“Maybe we’re cursed.”

THE INNER-SPACE MAN
“If only.”

The stage lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER POWERING OFF while the High-stage curtains close.

FADE OUT

Up Late, Late At Night: Season One, Episode One, Act IV script

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———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

ACT IV

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:typehouse:>———–

———–ACT IV———–

FADE IN

EXT. D-COP’S HOUSE, DAYTIME

OPEN ON A LS OF THE FRONT OF D-COP’S HOUSE

Hold the shot a moment, but then we catch a glimpse of the students sneaking one by one from some object in the yard, shrub or shed…etc, to the back of the house. The very first should be V-HESS and the last should be JEWELCASE.

CUT TO MS OF REAR OF D-COP’S HOUSE

V-HESS, CASS-E, HANSEL, GRETEL, B-RAY with MR PUPPET, CLAMSHELL, and JEWELCASE huddle near a window.

CASS-E
(strong whisper) “What are we doing here.”

EVERYONE ELSE
“Yeah.”

V-HESS
“Shhh. You want him to hear us.”

B-RAY
“Then why are we sneaking around his house on a Saturday morning.”

MR. PUPPETS
“Yeah we could be watching cartoons, like the one where the Fonz travels in a spaceship.”

V-HESS
“I’m tired of that guy and that class. It makes no sense. Twenty hours to explain how to adjust the mirrors. Something weird is going on.”

B-COP
(off-screen) “You better believe something weird is going on.”

THE CAMERA PANS OUT ENOUGH TO SHOW B-COP AND THE HUDDLED STUDENTS.

CASS-E
“Oh no. Cheese it fellas!”

B-COP
“Cool it. I am not here to rat you out. I want answers too. Why’s he so excited to teach this class? (turns to V-Hess) So what’s your plan.”

V-HESS
“There’s dog poo everywhere in his backyard. So I made a giant bag of dog poo that we will set on fire. Heck, we could even make two flaming poo bags. Yeah. Double doo-doo doorbell ditch.”

Everyone groans.

B-COP
“That is awful. Why don’t we look in the window instead. Spy on him and see what he is up to.”
Everyone agrees B-Cop’s idea is a better idea. V-Hess throws away the bag of dog poop.

B-COP
“Okay. Now who is the lucky person to look through the window. It’ll need to be the lightest person here.”

Everyone looks around.

CAMERA SHIFTS BACK AND FORTH TILL FINALLY SETTLING ON MR PUPPETS.

MR PUPPETS
“Uh-oh.”

CUT TO…

INT. D-COP’S BATHROOM, DAYTIME

A simple bathroom with a bathtub/shower and toilet along one wall. On the other wall is the vanity, mirror, and towel rack. A window sits up high on the short wall perpendicular to the tub wall and vanity wall.

LS OF BATHROOM

D-COP sits in the bathtub with PADDLES, a dog made from a ping-pong paddle. The bathtub is filled with bubbles from an especially foamy bubble bath. D-COP is singing into a scrub brush. While D-Cop sings we can see the face of Mr. Puppets come into view in the upper window.

D-COP
(singing into scrub brush as if it was a microphone) “I met him at the dance floor.
He turned around and I said I would take more.
When we danced, we danced.
All the stars were shining advanced.
You get the idea.”

D-COP points the scrubbrush to PADDLES

PADDLES
“Woo-Woo-Woof”

D-COP
“That’s when I kissed the Leader of the Pack.
Uh-huh
That’s when I kissed the Leader of the Pack.”

PAN OR TILT THE CAMERA UP SO WE CAN SEE MR. PUPPETS MAKE A FACE AT WHAT HE IS SEEING.

Mr. Puppets leans in further to watch. Soon his face is joined by more of the classmates. Then there is a loud RIPPING NOISE as the wall caves in and everyone topples into the bathroom. D-Cop screams.

Cass-E rises first.

CASS-E
“Cheese it fellas I think he’s noticed us.”

Everyone runs out of the room.

CUT TO…

INT. LIVING ROOM OF D-COP’S HOUSE, DAYTIME

D-Cop’s living room has two sofas and a recliner. A large sofa in the center with a smaller sofa off to stage-left and a recliner to stage-right. V-HESS, B-RAY and Mr. Puppets sit on the smaller sofa. CLAMSHELL, CASS-E, and JEWLECASE sit on the larger sofa leaving a space at the stage-right end. B-COP sits in the recliner. HANSEL AND GRETEL are playing with PADDLES behind the sofa. D-COP is carrying a tray giving drinks to everyone.

B-COP
“So you’re saying the reason you have been acting so weird and why caught you having a bubble-bath sing-along with a dog is that you dognapped Judge Laser’s dog to make her too upset to teach traffic school so she would have to ask you to teach the class and she would then realize how great you are.”

D-Cop sits down on empty spot on larger sofa.

D-COP.
“Yup.”

B-COP
“That’s messed up.”

Clamshell stands up and claps, slow clap. He walks over to D-Cop.

CLAMSHELL
“I just want to say that was the most impressive thing I have ever heard in my years on this planet. I have been needing the guidance of somebody as wise as you. Please teach me to be just like you.”

B-COP
“Whoa, whoa…”

V-Hess stands.

V-HESS
“Just like Clamshell, I just want to say that is the most gnarly bone-curdling thing I have ever heard and I am on board. Teach me your dark ways.”

B-COP
“I think you two are reading this all wrong.”

Cass-E stands.

CASS-E
“Maybe it’s all the medications I take but what all of you are saying makes a lot of sense to me right now and I want to learn your ways of love.”

Clamshell stands.

B-COP
“Oh, not the little old lady too.”

CLAMSHELL
“I may have started this class as a puppeteer…”

CUT TO CS OF B-RAY MR. PUPPETS

B-RAY
“What?”

CUT BACK TO CLAMSHELL

CLAMSHELL
“But you sir are the true master of Puppets. Count me in.”

Just then the phone rings. RING, RING, RING. D-Cop goes over to pick it up, moving into the foreground. Maybe have a shift of some kind, like lighting brighter on him and background darkens. Shift back at end of call.

D-COP
“D-Cop’s residence, D-Cop speaking. What’s that. Oh, hi Laser Judge. Are you crying? Oh, I’m sorry. What’s wrong. (pauses as he listens) No. They did what. Is there anything I can do to help. (listens) Well, I could take over for that if it would help you out. You know I am always willing to help you out. Okay, so dry those tears I’ll be right over and everything will be better. We’ll get through this, together.”

D-Cop hangs up the phone.

D-COP
“That was Laser Judge. Her Garden Party Fundraiser is a disaster. The band canceled on her and she is at a loss. My plan is working…”

B-COP
(off-camera) “No it’s not.”

D-COP
“Luckily for her, old D-Cop is here to save the day, because something you may not know about me my other Minor in college was music.”

D-COP turns around and the visual effect goes away. We now can see that everyone except Paddles and B-Cop are dressed like D-Cop.

CLAMSHELL
“That’s funny because my other minor in college was music.”

V-HESS
“That’s funny too because my other minor in college was also music.”

CASS-E
“Weirdly enough my other minor in college was music.”

CUT TO CS OF B-COP

B-COP
(turns to camera) “I better stick around to save them from themselves.”

FADE OUT

The Two x Twos, or an attempt at a life appreciating the gift of art – Week #6

The Two x Twos

Week 5 went a little smoother than week 4. I was definitely better able to relax and enjoy the various works. Vintage Dance Orchestras Nº 70 was a blast. Loved it. Airborn was riveting. It was one of those books that I just wanted to spend more time in that world. A book like that is a bittersweet thing. I read and read racing through the book only to find myself slowing down as I get closer to the end. Hesitant to finish because I know if I do, then I have to leave that world and the characters I have grown to love. Still worth it though.

Week #6 – the week of 5/29/20

Albums

  1. Ah Um from Charles Mingus
  2. Abandon Ship from Knife Party

Cinema

  1. Alice in Wonderland (1951)
  2. Ocean Waves (1993)

Literature

  1. The Alchemist by Ben Jonson
  2. All Systems Red by Martha Wells

Comic Books/Graphic Novels

  1. Arkham Woods TPB
  2. Arrowsmith: So Smart in Their Fine Clothes TPB

Video Games

  1. KISS Pinball (PS1)
  2. Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets (3DS) (Slowly but surely…)

The Great Works Project: Season Two, Episode Five script

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———–<.thom.>———–

THE GREAT WORKS PROJECT

a puppet play in many parts

Season Two, Episode Five

By Thomas Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:type:>———–

FADE IN TO BLACK

From the bottom of the screen scrolls up the following text: 02-05. It moves upwards, pausing a moment in the center of the frame, then continues upward, exiting the frame at the top edge.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INT. UNROOM NOT.SEVEN

A vast cavern of a space, the full scope of the Unroon Not.Seven is difficult to discern. Small details, such as the wooden disc in the center of the room are visible. Other details such as the rows of grey carpet squares radiating out from the wooden disc, the spindly metallic lamps and their serpentine cords at the ends of the carpet rows. Another discernible detail in this space of fading edges, The OUTER ONE sits on one of many carpet squares patiently waiting for the next show.

POV OF THE OUTER ONE

Small highlights dance across the surface of the wooden disc from the spindly metallic lamps spread across the space. The sound of TYPEWRITER KEYS CLICK CLACKING drifts in.

POV OF OUTER ONE ADJUSTING GAZE TO TAKE IN THE WHOLE OF THE WOODEN DISC.

In the center of the wooden disc appears THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

TRANSITION FROM THE UNROOM TO THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE.

PAN IN ON THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE

TRANSITION FROM THE TYPEWRITER ABSTRACT PUPPET STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

PAN IN ON MID-STAGE.

MID-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The curtains part and the stage lights turn on, to the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING ON, revealing…

MID-STAGE: EXT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY, AFTERNOON

The front entrance of the multi-level flagstone and glass Alexandrian Library stretches across the back of the stage. The squarish carved letters of the building’s name loom over the triple set of doors adding to the solidness of the building. A sculpture of an open book balancing on the top of a pyramid stands just out front among ornamental grasses. We hear A CAR DRIVE UP AND PARK. The ENGINE SHUTS OFF. The CAR DOOR OPENS then SLAMS SHUT. FOOTSTEPS APPROACH. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters from stage-right. He walks past the ornamental grasses, past the sculpture, and up to the front doors. He only enters after taking a moment to admire the weight of the carved letters over the entrance.

…welcome to the spell…
…write your life…
…rewrite your life…

He reaches a hand up lightly touching the letters. Pausing, he makes space for gratitude at something these letters existing and him existing and how now in this moment they meet. The moment acknowledged and the space given, Thomas enters the library through the front entrance. The doors softly close behind him. A butterfly flutters out and away from the grasses.

TRANSITION FROM MID-STAGE TO HIGH-STAGE

THE CAMERA PANS UPWARD. IT MOVES UP AND OVER THE MID-STAGE SETS TO THE CLOUD OF CURTAINS HANGING BEHIND. IT FOLLOWS THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS UP TO THE HIGH-STAGE AT TOP. IT STOPS WHEN PROPERLY FRAMING HIGH-STAGE.

HIGH-STAGE: CURTAINS CLOSED

The Narrator’s Door opens and Y-Mouse emerges. He is wearing thick black glasses, a button up shirt and khaki pants. An SLF (Solar-Lunar Fleet) name badge is clipped to his shirt with the name “Reginald Wordsqueaker”.

Y-MOUSE
“All is not calm in the Orchestra Pit, headquarters of the vast Solar-Lunar Fleet.”

Y-Mouse exits through the Narrator’s Door. It closes. The High-stage curtains part and the stage-lights turn on, to the sound of A COMPUTER BOOTING ON, revealing…

HIGH-STAGE: INT. OFFICES OF SLF’S DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS, DAYTIME

A large wooden desk built from a baroque pipe organ sits against the wall. Along the other side of the stage is a series of filing cabinets and magnetic tape mainframes. Various instruments clutter pile across the top of the cabinets and mainframes, obscuring the various stuffed animal heads on display. A curved aquarium window curves away off-stage on the other side of the pipe organ desk. MUSICA, she of the golden harp, is sitting at the desk speaking on the telephone.

MUSICA
“No, there have been no updates. Yes, we’re trying everything. Yes…now wait…no…no, we did not realize he was one of your children. Yes. Yes, no…”

MUSIDORA, she of the dark dress, Musica’s twin sister, and second in command of the SLF, enters carrying two cups of coffee. She walks over and hands Musica one of the cups. She then sits off to the side of the desk sipping her coffee as she waits for Musica’s phone call to end.

MUSICA
“We will gladly allocate more resources…yes, oh is that so. Well, you are entitled to your opinion of our work here. And I am entitled to my…Hello…Hello. (hangs up phone) She hung up on me.”

MUSIDORA
“Who was that?”

MUSICA
“The Dianian. Apparently that astronaut who got lost…”

MUSIDORA
“The one making the commercial?”

MUSICA
“Yes, that one. Turns out he was one of her quote-unquote children.”

MUSIDORA
“You don’t say.”

MUSICA
“And she’s blaming us.”

MUSIDORA
“Funny you should say that, because I just got off the phone myself. Had a civil little conversation with our favorite Nutri-Corp executive.”

MUSICA
“Atria?”

MUSIDORA
“Got it in one. See, she also feels the lost astronaut is our fault, and will not stand for Nutri-corp, pardon the pun, bearing any blame. If she gets blamed she’s threatened to pull Nutri-Corps’s support.”

MUSICA
“But they supply all the food for every ship in the fleet. That’d be disastrous.”

MUSIDORA
“I know. What did the Dianian threaten.”

MUSICA
“She’ll go to the Selenian and the Heliosian.”

MUSIDORA
“The big bosses. (pauses) Well we don’t want that.”

MUSICA
“No we don’t. So what…”

ALARM SIRENS erupt cutting off Musica mid-sentence. Musidora and Musica rush out of the office exiting stage-left. The High-stage curtains close. They reopen revealing….

HIGH-STAGE: INT. THE ORCHESTRA PIT CONTROL ROOM, DAYTIME

The Control Room looks very similar to an actual orchestra pit. Chairs arranged in a semi-circle around a raised podium in the center. Though along the back wall, behind the seats but facing the center podium, is a giant over-sized music stand. Alarm lights blink and KLAXON HORNS buzz in the background.

Two large pages of sheet music stand spread across the over-sized music stand. On the pages are a series of moving images. Musical notes, each depicting a different sparkship, are moving around the page as they orbit the Ir-Ra. It appears as two rotating circles in the center of the two pages. The outer circle appears as a treble clef measure and rotates clockwise. The inner circle appears as a bass clef measure and rotates counter-clockwise. Off to the side of the Ir-Ra, there is a tangle of sharp notations making an almost solid black cloud. Any sparkship near the cloud are yellow. In the cloud can be seen one red sixteenth note.

Currently there are fourteen spots arranged around the conductor’s podium, set up in two rows. Each spot has a chair and music stand, except center back row. It has a music stand and a set of timpani. All of the chairs are occupied except two. Seated in the front row, stage-left to stage-right are: VICTORIA OPENWINDOW with her violin, An empty chair with a pearlescent violin on a stand, CRICK CRICKETS with his pseudo-clarinet, VIOLET WOLFBEARD gripping her viola in clawed hands, DULCIAN CURTAL hidden behind her bassoon, HAUT DOUBLETONE resting his oboe on his lap, TIMBRE SCRAMLEDEGGS slowly drawing a bow across his cello, and lastly ARCO PLASMATORCH plucking a rhythm on his Double Bass. Seated in the back row, stage-left to stage-right are: An empty chair containing a french horn folded from the pages of a lost book, CHRISPUS TOPSHELVES with his trumpet, MEL COPPERPOT playing the timpani, TAWNY THINWHISTLE gripping a trombone, and lastly GAUNTLY’S elongated form wrapped inside a tuba. STELLARITE FERN is standing on the conductor’s podium pointing to the various members of the mission control. REGINALD WORDSQUEEKER enters from stage-left and sits down in the empty chair in the back row. STELLARITE FERN stands on the podium watching him enter.

STELLARITE FERN
“Glad you could join us Reginald. Updates people. What’s going on out there.”

ARCO PLASMATORCH
(plays a few short notes on his double bass) “There’s a sudden disturbance along the surface of the Ir-Ra.”

STELLARITE FERN
“Is the Ir-Ra condensing?”

Chrispus Topshelves plays a few notes on his trumpet and looks at the sheet of music on his music stand.

CHRISPUS TOPSHELVES
“No. Energy readings suggest something else.”

STELLARITE FERN
“Okay. Start rerouting all sparkships away from the disturbance.”

Everyone picks up their instruments and commences to play. The notes depicting the sparkships on the giant sheet music display start to change course, drifting away from the Ir-Ra center.
Musica and Musidora enter from stage-right. Stellarite Fern bows in their direction before stepping down from the podium. She moves over and takes a seat at the empty chair in the front row.

MUSICA
“What’s going on people.”

STELLARITE FERN
“There has been an energy surge near the surface of the Ir-Ra.”

MUSIDORA
“It looks like a thunderstorm.”

STELLARITE FERN
“Yes, it is very similar in appearance. Initial scans showed two objects caught in the storm, but sensors now only show one. One of our sparkships.”

MUSICA
“Which one.”

Musidora looks at the display and studies the red sixteenth note in the storm of sharp notes.

STELLARITE FERN
“Unknown currently. Possibly the Carro. Last known coordinates place it near the disturbance.”
The display zooms in onto the lightning storm. A ship symbol can be seen flickering in the lightning.

MUSIDORA
(looking at display)”Looks like we are not quite able to pierce that storm with our sensors. (looks at Musica) Sister would you be so kind?”

Musica brings up her harp and starts to play. A WISTFUL MELODY spreads out. Musidora closes her eyes to listen, bat-like ears popping up on the top of her head.

MUSIDORA
“That is definitely the Carro.”

The Carro’s symbol vibrates and grows brighter. Just then COLORI PASTELLI and OTHO MERCUTIAN enter on a raindow beam from stage-top. He lands next to Musidora. We can see that he has all his colored stripes.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Evening ladies, sorry to interrupt. (looks around) Looks like you have more than enough paint on your brush, but it is of grave importance.”

MUSICA AND MUSIDORA
“Colori. Otho.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Is my son alright?”

MUSICA
“There’s been a storm of unknown origin.”

COLORI PASTELLI
“And the Carro. Lucido was on that ship correct.”

OTHO MERCUTIAN
“Yes.”

MUSICA
“Yes he is, and it is caught in that storm. We can’t get to it.”

MUSIDORA
(looking at Colori) “Though you are welcome to try your usual brash heroics.”

Colori looks at the display and thinks. He closes his eyes and shimmers. His grey stripe is gone replaced by yellow. Next to him stands GRIGIO COLORI.

COLORI PASTELLI
“Can’t fly there. Too far from the Nine Hills. Can we use the grey spaces?”

GRIGIO COLORI
(rubs temples) “Let me think.”

The stage-lights dim and a spotlight sparks to life illuminating Grigio. Everyone else in the scene freezes as we experience an asideal moment.

GRIGIO COLORI
(pulls out a scriptbook for The Great Works Project) What does the script say. Lets see, lets see. Season one, season two, okay, episode one, two, three, ahh, four. Here we go. (Reading from scriptbook)”Grigio Colori quiet and reserved looked at the available information to answer Colori’s question. Looking at the large sheet music display he realized a path was possible. GRIGIO: “I can do it but I’ll need three points to use as relays.”

Grigio puts the scriptbook away and the spotlight cuts out. The stage-lights return to normal and everyone unfreezes.

GRIGIO COLORI
“Yes I can use the grey, but not for the whole distance. I’ll need three jumping off points. Three ships in a near straight line should do it.”

Colori nods yes.

GRIGIO COLORI
(to Musica and Musidora) “Give me three ships in a line to the Carro.”

Musidora nods at Grigio then gestures at the orchestra. They place their instruments at the ready. She conducts them in a short medley. The images on the sheet music display change. It zooms in a bit and three of the ship icons glow. A dotted line connects them.

MUSICA
“You could use the Orfe.O, the Dido+Aeneas, and then the Julian 3.”

Colori and Grigio study the display then look at each other and nod. Colori, taking Otho, flies off stage in a colorful rainbow. Grigio flies off the other way on a greyscale rainbow.
The storm grows bigger on the display and the surface of the Ir-Ra ripples.

MUSICA AND MUSIDORA
“Good luck.”

The stage-lights turn off with the sound of A COMPUTER TURNING OFF and the curtains close.

TRANSITION FROM THE HIGH-STAGE TO THE MID-STAGE

THE CAMERA DETACHES FROM FRAMING THE HIGH-STAGE AND PANS DOWNWARD. MOVES ONTO AND DOWN THE CURTAIN OF CLOUDS, OVER THE TOP OF THE MID-STAGE SETS, FINALLY STOPPING ONCE MID-STAGE IS PROPERLY FRAMED AGAIN.

MID-STAGE: INT. THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY MAIN FLOOR, DAYTIME

A help desk sits in the center of the stage. THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN sits at the desk sorting books. A large sign with the library’s name sits over the desk. THOMAS TYPEWRITER enters the from stage-left and approaches the desk. The Librarian stops checking in books and looks up at Thomas.

THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN
“Hello, how may I help you?”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Hi. Could you tell me where I can find the cook books.”

THE FRONT DESK LIBRARIAN
“Straight back and up the stairs. Go through and past the fiction section. Non-fiction’s right behind it. Cookbooks should be by the big bay windows.”

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“Awesome. Thanks.”

Thomas exits stage-right. The librarian goes back to checking in books. Here you might notice that the spines of the stack of books to be checked in contain an overlapping design of two abstracted brain hemispheres. Each a different color.

The curtains close then reopen revealing…

MID-STAGE: INT, THE ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY SECOND FLOOR, DAYTIME

An entrance way and large window stand to the stage-right while a small table and bookshelves stand to the stage-left. Signs hang over the entrance way denoting “Non-fiction” and “Fiction” stage-left while “Checkout” is stage-right. The small table has a series of books on display. A sign on the table reads “Staff Picks”. Thomas enters from stage-right walks across the stage to stage-left. He walks past the small table and almost keeps walking but instead stops and turns.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“No, it couldn’t be.”

He examines one of the books on the shelf, Latchkey Kids of Randomness by Johnathan J. Wheelwright.

THOMAS TYPEWRITER
“It is. That book that girl was reading. I wonder?”

Thomas opens the book and starts to read. Drawn in he slowly sinks to the floor. He continues to read, lost in a good book. The stage lights turn off with the sound of A LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING OFF. The Mid-stage curtains close.

FADE OUT

The Two x Twos, or an attempt at a life appreciating the gift of art – Week #5

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Week four was a little frustrating. I did not make as much progress as I had hoped too. My kindle’s screen cracked, stopping my reading progress while I sorted that out. My 2DS aggravated my hands and wrists, stopping my gaming progress and also my script writing. Frustrating. Very frustrating…

…deep breath…

…So, I focused on slowing down. Focused on remembering that most of my stress is self-inflicted. A gap forms between what I think should occur and what actually occurs.  Slowing down allows me to start pruning back expectations. Snip, snip, snip and calmness returns. Ultimately I come to this thought: What was the original intention of the Two x Twos exercise? Was it to achieve a box of accomplishments, powering through a to-do list? Was it to enrich your life by exposure to these wonderful creations and what ever magic may be etched inside? The latter obviously. Then lets work towards that and if it takes a while, it takes a while.

Week 5 – May 22nd, 2020

Albums

  1. Album from Girls
  2. Vintage Dance Orchestras Nº 70 from Cisneros Y Su Orquesta Latina

Cinema

  1. Ali Zaoua (2000)
  2. Safety Last! (1923)

Literature

  1. Airborn by Kenneth Oppel (I just started this book when my Kindle’s screen cracked. Shame, as I was really liking it. I did find that if I turned the back lighting of the Kindle to low, like 4 or less, that I can ignore the crack.)
  2. All Systems Red by Martha Wells (I have been looking forward to reading this one for a while now. So excited.)

Comic Books

  1. Angel and the Ape #3
  2. Angel and the Ape #4

Video Games (Going to try switching to using game controllers, which should help my hands. I have a Rock Candy Xbox One controller that is the most comfortable controller I have ever used. Going to switch to that and play for short bursts.)

  1. Kingsley’s Adventure (PS1)
  2. Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets (3DS) 

Up Late, Late At Night! Season 01, Episode 01, Act III

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———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

Act III

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:typehouse:>———–

FADE IN

INT. COMMUNITY COLLEGE UNIVERSITY MAIN ENTRANCE. NIGHT

OPEN ON A CS OF THE SIGNBOARD

A signboard in front of the Local College main hallway. It bears the college title and logo on top, with various flyers posted to the side. The signboard itself reads as follows:

FUEL ECONOMICS 101
ROOM MPG-54.5
——–>
TRAFFIC SCHOOL
ROOM MPG-27.5
<——-

TRANSITION FROM ENTRANCE TO CLASSROOM

INT. COMMUNITY COLLEGE UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM MPG-27.5. NIGHT

OPEN ON A MS OF THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM

We can divide the sets into two sections here. The first section will be the front of the classroom which has a desk and wide chalkboard while the second section or the back of the classroom contains the rows of desks and chairs.

D-COP Stands at a podium at the front of the class. B-COP sits on the desk behind him. On the chalkboard is written “Traffic School…RULES”
The back half of the classroom is divided into two rows, with the front row being lower than the back row. In the front row sits three students, stage-left to stage-right: CASS-E, GIBLETS, and L.P. In the second row, stage-left to stage-right sit: V-HESS, JEWELCASE, B-RAY, and CLAMSHELL.

D-COP
“Hello everyone.”

CUT TO LS OF THE SECOND SECTION OR BACK OF THE CLASSROOM

EVERYONE
“Hello.”

D-COP
“Welcome to traffic school. I am your instructor D-Cop. This is my career partner B-Cop and we will be teaching this class. Before we go any further, lets take roll call shall we. Cass-E?”

CUT TO CS OF CASS-E

Cass-E sits at her desk, wearing cracked eyeglasses, a large neck brace and three bandages. Multiple bottles of pills and vitamins sit atop her desk area.

CASS-E
“Here”

CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Giblets.”

CUT TO CS OF GIBLETS.

Giblets lays unconscious on top of his desk.

CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Oh yeah, the turkey. Moving on. L.P.”

L.P. is a 12″ vinyl record dressed like a witch from an old fairy tale. On either side of her sit HANSEL and GRETEL coloring in coloring books. Hansel and Gretel are made from 7″ vinyl records.

L.P.
“Here. This is the babysitter training class right?”

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“No. It’s traffic school.”

CUT TO CS OF L.P.

L.P.
“Uh-oh. But I promised these kids I’d take them to my candy house after taking a babysitting class.”

HANSEL AND GRETEL
(chanting) “Candy, candy, candy…”

CUT TO CS OF CASS-E

CASS-E
“Are those your kids?”

CUT TO HANSEL AND GRETEL

HANSEL
“She found us in the woods.”

GRETEL
“The birds ate our trail of breadcrumbs and we got lost. Then we found this nice lady.”

CUT TO CS OF CASS-E

CASS-E
“That sounds like kidnapping.”

CUT TO L.P.

L.P.
“Uhhh…”

CUT TO CS OF B-COP

B-COP
“I don’t like the sound of this.”

CUT TO MS OF ROOM

Everyone is staring at L.P. as she stammers. After a few moments, L.P. gets up and runs out of the classroom.

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Okay. Moving on.

B-COP
“Aren’t we going to do something about that kidnapping? We are cops after all.”

D-COP
“No time. Too much to teach. Moving on. V-Hess.”

CUT TO CS OF V-HESS

V-Hess, a VHS cassette, wears a cut off jean jacket and hockey mask. His shirt and jacket is covered in horror film characters or images.

V-HESS
“Here. So when do we get to see the car crashes and the dead bodies?”

CUT TO CS OF GRETEL AND HANSEL

GRETEL
“Maybe we should get him to give us a ride home. He sounds like a bad boy.”

HANSEL
(chanting)”Bad boy! Bad Boy! Bad Boy!”

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“No, all of you. We are not watching videos of car crashes and little girl do not go home with him. Moving on…Jewelcase. Jewelcase?”

CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE

Jewelcase, a CD case wearing comically too large pastel colored glasses and a large boifant of white hair, sits at her desk. She is looking around the room.

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Jewelcase.”

CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE

She stares around the room.

CUT BACK TO D-COP

D-COP
“Jewelcase. (louder) Jewelcase.”

CUT TO CS OF JEWELCASE

She leans over towards B-Ray. B-Ray, a blu-ray disc, dressed in a light jacket. He has small puppets on the desk around him.

JEWELCASE
“I think they’re calling your name. You better say here before he gets mad. Wouldn’t want to start the first day on a bad note.”

B-RAY
“Uh, here.”

CUT BACK TO D-COP

D-COP
“Finally. Moving on…B-Ray.”

CUT TO MS OF BOTH JEWELCASE AND B-RAY

JEWELCASE
“Here.”

B-Ray turns in surprise and stares at Jewelcase before turning to one of his puppets, Mr. Puppet.

B-RAY
“Can you believe the nerve of some people?”

MR. PUPPET
(B-RAY DOING THE VOICE IN A BAD VENTRILOQUIST WAY) “I know. It’s enough to make you give up on talking to other people altogether.”

CUT BACK TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Clamshell.”

CUT TO CS OF CLAMSHELL

Clamshell, a videocassette case only wearing dark glasses and pants, responds.

CLAMSHELL
“Here. And can I say I think your right. You got that thing. Got that thing figured out and I want to figure it out. Then we’ll both have that thing. Two things. Two’s better than one. Want to be like you. Starting now. Right now. Gotta get the thing.”

CUT BACK TO D-COP

D-COP
“Ookkaayy. Now that we’re settled in let me explain about the class. You all are here because you are the worst of the worst drivers on the road. Real slime under my boot. But that’s gonna change. B-Cop is going to change you. I’m going to change you. We’re gonna push you guys like you’ve never been pushed before. Some of you are gonna wish I was dead. I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones.”

B-COP
“Are you quoting Mike Ditka from Kicking and Screaming”

D-COP
(pause)”Its a good film. It was number one in Sight & Sound’s 2012 poll of The GREATEST FILMS EVER MADE.”

B-COP
“That’s weird because I was actually part of that poll and I remember Vertigo being number one.”

D-COP
“Changing subjects, we have a lot of material, so lets get started.”

INSERT “21 HOURS LATER…” INTERSTITIAL CARD

D-COP
“And so that ends our first lesson, “What to do before driving your car.”

CUT TO LS OF ALL THE STUDENTS

ALL STUDENTS
(groan)

CUT TO CS OF V-HESS AND CASS-E

V-HESS
“I can’t take anymore of this guy. Meet me Saturday, we’re going to take care of him. Pass it on.”

CASS-E nods and walks off towards the other students. V-Hess exits stage-left. Cass-E exits stage right.

FADE OUT

The Two x Twos – week #4, or another week among the Arts

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Week three went by fairly well. Age of Adz really struck a chord, pardon the pun. Been feeling really stressed, confused, and anxious lately. It is more than the pandemic, though that is a large factor. Artistically, academically, socially, professionally and a thousand more ways feeling…hard to put into words. It is like feeling that I am moving too fast while also feeling I am not moving at all. Then when I put that album on, man, all that went away. Here was somebody else making art at a point in there life where they were feeling something similar. Then when it was over, I did the best thing I could do. I took a breath, said thank you to the world, and then hit play again.

The Two x Twos – Week #4 (The week of 05/15/2020)

Albums

  1. Aha Shake Heartbrake from Kings of Leon
  2. Bobby Byrne And His Orchestra – Vintage Dance Orchestras Nº50

Cinema

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. The Trotsky (2019)

Literature

  1. Airborn by Kenneth Oppel
  2. Big Night by Joseph Tropiano (I did not get to finish the book last week and would like to finish it.)

Comic Books

  1. Angel and the Ape #1
  2. Angel and the Ape #2 (These are from the Phil Foglio mini-series)

Video Games

  1. Resident Evil (PS1)
  2. Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets (3DS) (This game is 1/2 of the reason I bought a 3DS. Hope it is good.)

Up Late, Late at Night: Season 01, Episode 01, Acts I-II revised.

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Note that as Ophidia and I are working on this debate about whether 1985 or 1999 is the superior movie year disguised as a talking trash puppet show, she had a few issues with the rough script. I did a rewrite, asked for her feedback, then did another rewrite. Here is the end result. Enjoy. I am off to listen to The Undertones. 

———–<.thom & ophi.>———–

UP LATE, LATE AT NIGHT!

Season 01, Episode 01

Act I & Act II

By Thomas Typewriter & Ophidia Operahouse-Typewriter

(c) 2020

———–<:typehouse:>———–

———–ACT I————

FADE IN

EXT. THE TRASHIPELIGO ISLANDS, EVENING

LS OF A MODEL OF THE ISLAND.

Looking upon the garbage covered isles we hear the sounds of slumber and someone murmuring in his sleep.

CUT TO…

INT. THE TRASH HOLE. NIGHT

A large cavern in the base of the Trashipeligo Island’s dormant volcano, Mount Trashuvius finds T-RASH THE TRASH GOD sleeping. His large abstract mask-like face floats over a smoking pool of sludge and magma. Surrounding him are piles of trash. T-RASH’S eyes are dimmed as he sleeps trapped in a nightmare.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
(mumbles in sleep) “No… No.. No….”

PAN IN TO CS OF T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Don’t clean that…no. Trash is okay. We don’t need to organize. Clutter is better. Stop it. (Starts to shout in his sleep) STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.”

B-Max and D-Vid race in. B-Max enters from stage-left while D-Vid enters from stage-right. They run over to T-Rash.

B-MAX
“Wake up your disgustingness.”

D-VID
“You’re having a nightmare, your trashiness.”

T-RASH wakes up. His eyes fully light up as he escapes out of his nightmare.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“B-Max. D-Vid.”

B-MAX
“It’s okay now. You were just having another nightmare.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“It was awful. They were trying to clean the island. I couldn’t stop them. So much soap. Lemon scented everywheres.”

D-VID
“That sounds awful.”

B-MAX
“But it is all over. You are safe now. The Trashipeligo Islands are still a hot mess.”

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Oh thank goodness. (short pause) I don’t think I’ll be able to go back to sleep right away.

Turn on the TV. Let me watch some while I calm down.”

B-Max and D-Vid exit stage right.

CUT TO LS OF TV AREA

B-Max and D-VID enter from stage-left. B-Max turns on the TV but nothing happens.

B-MAX
“It’s not working.”

D-VID
“We could try hitting it till it is repaired.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Do that.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid and B-MAX start to hit the set. Nothing changes.

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Wait. Is it plugged in? Stop hitting it and check.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid crawls behind the TV.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“B-Max, go help D-Vid. You know he doesn’t know what he’s doing.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

B-Max crawls behind the TV.

D-VID
“The wires are all broken.”

B-MAX
“It’s a mess back here sir.”

D-VID
“I think our hitting it might have broken it more instead of repairing it more.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“You think.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-VID
“I guess we could try fixing it using whatever trash is nearby.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Good. Do that.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

D-Vid and B-Max start to go through the trash behind the TV. We see trash being through up and away from behind the TV as they look through the piles of garbage.

D-VID
“I’ve got a bunch of soup cans and a bent coat hanger. You find anything?”

B-MAX
“Half a radio and a barrel of diet pills.”

D-VID
“Oh. We can use those. Bring them over.”

We hear CONSTRUCTION NOISES from behind the TV. B-Max pokes her head up from the back as she mounts the coat hanger like an antenna on top of the TV.

D-VID
“If I know anything at all about repairing televisions, I’d say we did it. Let’s plug it in.”

B-MAX
“The plug doesn’t fit in the outlet anymore.”

D-VID
“Maybe if we both push, it’ll go in.”

We hear the sound of D-Vid and B-Max GROANING and then a loud SPARK and a flash of light from behind the TV. The TV powers on with a weird glow.

CUT TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Hey it’s working. It’s working guys.”

CUT TO TV SET

D-Vid and B-Max fail to come back from behind the TV set.

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
(off-screen) “Guys, it’s working. You can come out. Hello. Hello.”

CUT BACK TO T-RASH

T-RASH THE TRASH GOD
“Guess they left. Well more TV for me. Let’s see what’s on.”

CUT BACK TO TV AREA

PAN IN ON STATIC…

FADE OUT

———–ACT II————

FADE IN

INT. COP CAR. DAYTIME

MS OF INTERIOR OF A POLICE CAR.

D-COP, D-Vid dressed as a cop, sits behind the wheel driving, while B-COP, B-Max also dressed as a cop, sits in the passenger seat.

B-COP
“So then I wrestled that raccoon for the last pastry.”

D-COP
“Uh huh. Wait. Check out this turkey.”

B-COP
“Pull over.”

CUT TO

EXT. STREETER STREET. DAYTIME

MS OF GIBLETS

GIBLETS, a puppet made from a kid’s school project of turkey drawing made from tracing his/her hand, is walking down the street. He does need to have an old guitar strung across his back. We hear the sound of CAR DOORS SLAMMING SHUT.

PAN OUT TO LS SO AS TO INCLUDE GIBLETS ON RIGHT AND POLICE CAR ON LEFT.

D-Cop sits on the hood of the police car while B-Cop approaches Giblets.

GIBLETS
“Hello Officers.”

B-COP
“What do you think you’re doing walking down this street.”

GIBLETS
“Just soaking up the sunshine and the positive vibes.”

B-COP
“Are you getting smart? We’ll see about that.”

B-Cop grabs the guitar from off Giblets.

B-COP
“What are you doing with this old guitar.”

GIBLETS
“Old guitar? Why’d you call it an old guitar?”

CUT TO CS OF D-COP

D-COP
“Maybe he’s smuggling stuffing.”

CUT BACK

B-COP
“You smuggling stuffing.”

GIBLETS
“Oh my gosh, it is an old guitar. It was new when I bought it. Has it been that long. No home. No wife. No kids.”

B-COP
“Wait.”

GIBLETS
“My youth, my time, I’ve squandered it. And what do I have to show for it.”
A spotlight clicks down on Giblets. The rest of the stage lighting dims

B-COP
(off-camera)”What’s going on.”

GIBLETS
“I could’a been a contender, I could of had love, could of had her…but who was looking out for me. Was it my brother. Was it her. STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!”

A loud THUNK and Giblets passes out. The stage lighting reverts back. D-Cop stands over an unconscious Giblets, with a police baton in hand.

D-COP
(to B-Cop) “And that is how you stop a turkey who’s had some bad gravy.”

The POLICE RADIO SQUAWKS. D-Cop walks over to the car and answers it. Meanwhile B-Cop drags the unconscious Giblets over to the car. D-Cop leans over, opens the driver door and leans in to answer the phone. B-Cop opens the rear passenger door and tries to tip Giblets inside.

D-COP
“Car 54 1/2 here. Over”

POLICE RADIO
(voice-over) “Sorry to spring this on you, but Judge Dee is not able to teach the driver’s education class. You’ve been reassigned. Report to Local College tonight. 6pm. Over”

D-COP
“Roger. We’ll be there. Over”

D-Cop hangs up the radio

D-COP
(dancing) “Yes. Yes.”

B-Cop slams the car door shut.

B-COP
“Why are you so happy?”

D-COP
“We’ve been reassigned to teach Judge Dee’s driver’s course.”

B-COP
“Ughhh, those classes are a pain, filled with weirdos. What’s so great about that.”

D-COP
“Guess you could say I have a case of puppy love… for the class. Puppy love for the class.”

B-COP
“Whatever.”

They get into the car.

CUT TO MS OF CAR INTERIOR

D-COP
“Oh, can we stop at the pet store. My doctor recommended I eat more dog food.”

B-COP
“What. You sure he’s a doctor cause that does not sound like something a doctor would say.”

D-COP
“Well he did have a stethoscope and accepted my insurance.”

B-COP
“Whatever. Lets just get going. This day just keeps getting worse.”

D-COP
“Oh, don’t be sad. I’ll share some of the dog food with you.”

FADE OUT